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HAKOBO

 

크리스찬 슬레이터
(클레어렌스 역)

 

패트리샤 아퀘트
(알라배마 역)

 

'교도소 록'에서 그는
재즈의 열정을 보여줬어

 

아니, 지금도 로커빌리야

 

야비하고 도도하고
뻔뻔스러워

 

그 영화에서 그는
아무 거리낌 없어. 록큰롤과

 

빨리 살다죽는
젊음과 매력만 남겼어

 

난 시골 주민 같은
그처럼 되고 싶다구

 

엘비스는 잘 생겼어

 

난 호모는 아니지만
엘비스는 여자들보다 예뻐

 

훨씬 더

 

난 늘 이렇게 말해
남자하고 꼭 자야 된다면

 

그래서 내 인생을 건다면

 

엘비스하고 잤을 거야

 

나도 엘비스와 잤을걸

 

- 정말?
- 지금 말고 그가 살았을 때

 

당신 말이 맞아
우린 둘 다 엘비스와 잤겠군

 

관심이 같은 사람끼리
만나는 건 좋은 거야

 

엘비스는 제왕이었지
당신은 어때?

 

뭐가?

 

오늘밤 나랑 영화나 볼까?

 

- 어떤 영화?
- 소니 치바의 '거리의 투사'

 

'돌아온 거리의 투사'
'거리의 여자 투사'

 

- 소니 치바가 누구야?
- 누구냐구?

 

요즘 무술 영화에서
끝내주는 대 배우야

 

무술 영화를 보자고?

 

세 편 다

 

싫어
내 취향이 아냐

 

알았어

 

발 킬머
(엘비스 역)

 

게리 올드만
(드렉슬 역)

 

브래드 피트
(플로이드 역)

 

난 플로리다 텔라하세에서
고속도로와 샛길을 달려

 

진실한 사랑을 찾게 된
디트로이트로 왔다

 

백만 년을 생각했더라도

 

디트로이트에 진정한 사랑이
있다는 건 상상도 못했을 거다

 

다음 사건들은
지금까지도 꿈만 같다

 

하지만 이 꿈은 현실이었고
우리 인생을 영원히 바꿔놨다

 

난 클레어렌스에게 물어봤다

왜 세상은 몰락해가고
모든 게 엉망이 돼 가냐고

 

그는 그게 정해진 길이지만

다른 길도 있다고 했다

 

그것은 바로 사랑의 길이다

 

정해진 길이 있지만
가끔은 다른 길로도 간다

 

난 아직 시간이 있다

 

꼼짝 마라, 도조
넌 곧 무의식에 빠지는데

 

- 이건 고대 기술이다
- 공기는... 와라!

 

이럴 수가! 미안해요
괜찮으세요?

 

- 괜찮습니다
- 정말이세요?

 

제가 덤벙댔어요

 

괜찮아요
사고는 있는 법이죠

 

훌륭한 사고방식을 가진

친절한 진짜 남자군요

 

준비됐나?

 

래리, 어딜 가지?

 

우린 다음 일은 모른다

 

- 겁을 먹은 거냐?
- 당신은 그래요?

 

이봐, 세탁물!

 

- 담배 피워도 되죠?
- 그럼요

 

내가 못 본 걸 말해줄래요?

 

별로...

 

저 남자는 소니 치바요

 

- 동양인?
- 네, 검은 옷 남자

 

- 땅콩 드실래요?
- 네

 

- 저 남자를 죽이라고 고용됐죠
- 팝콘 투성이군요

 

고맙소
걱정 말아요

 

- 착한 남자인가요?
- 그게...

그 정반대로 돈 받고
사람을 해치는

악당 중의 악당이죠

 

영화 세 편을 계속 볼 거요?

 

- 그럼 안 돼요?
- 그게 아니고

 

당신 같은 여자를
찾고 있었소

 

- 지금 몇 시죠?
- 12시쯤

 

아침에 일찍 나가세요?

 

그럴 일은 없는데, 왜요?

 

저는 영화 본 다음엔
항상 파이를 먹거든요

 

당신도 영화 본 다음엔
파이를 먹나요?

 

나도 영화 본 후엔
꼭 먹죠

 

같이 먹으러 갈래요?

 

꼭 먹고 싶군요

 

그는 영화에서 거리낌 없어

 

록큰롤과 빨리 살다 죽은
젊음과 매력만 남겼죠

 

꼭 제왕 같았죠
당신은 어때요?

 

- 뭐가요?
- 당신 얘기를 해봐요

 

뭘 알고 싶죠?

 

그럼 시작하죠
직업은? 고향은? 좋아하는 색깔은?

 

좋아하는 배우는?
좋아하는 음악은?

 

호감형? 비호감형?

 

제일 중요한 질문인데
애인은 있소?

 

한가지씩 물어 볼래요?

 

- 직업은?
- 기억 안 나요

 

- 고향은?
- 몰라요

 

- 좋아하는 색깔은?
- 글쎄요, 검정?

 

- 좋아하는 배우는?
- 비트 레이놀즈

 

- 내 파이도 먹을래요?
- 그러죠, 조금만요

 

좋아요
괜찮아요?

 

- 맛있어요? 좋아요?
- 네

 

- 좋아하는 음악은?
- '폭탄 같은 사나이'를 부른 여자 그룹

호감이 가는 형은?

 

미키 루크 같은 남자
멋진 인생을 즐길 줄 아니까요

 

엘비스 목소리, 쿵푸, 파이

 

- 싫어하는 형은?
- 싫어하는 형이라...

 

- 그래요
- 중동 사람들

 

남자 친구는 있소?

 

그건 이따 물어봐요

 

극장은 텅텅 비었는데
왜 내 옆에 앉았죠?

 

당신이 좋은 남자 같아서

 

사실 일부러
팝콘을 쏟았어요

 

돈은 내가 낼게요
어디로 가죠?

 

- 살짝 봐도 돼요?
- 안 돼요, 계속 감아요

 

자, 불을 켭니다

 

이제 눈 떠요!

 

굉장한 가게군요

 

꽤 괜찮은 데죠
키를 꽂으면 음악이 나와요

 

- 오래 일했나요?
- 4년 정도

 

오래 됐군요

 

일이 나쁜 편은 아니죠
손님들과도 잘 지내고

왔다갔다하면서
이런 만화책도 읽고요

 

- 돈도 많이 받나요?
- 낙원 같은 곳이지만 보수는 별로에요

하지만 사장이 좋은 분이라
필요할 땐 잘 빌려주죠

 

스파이더맨이 1편에서
어떻게 생겼나 볼래요?

 

스토리도 좋고
그림도 훌륭해요

 

이 자는 닉인데 애인한테
이 반지를 받아

 

그걸 목에 걸었죠

 

나중에 나치 놈들하고
이렇게 싸우게 되는데

크라웃이 목걸이를 낚아채
반지가 배 밖으로 나가요

♬ 잘 모르겠어요 ♬

닉은 바다 밑으로 잠수하죠

 

멋지죠?

 

♬ 당신은 못 들었나요? ♬

 

♬ 진정으로 상처받은 쪽을요 ♬

 

♬ 이제 우린 함께 있는 데도 ♬

 

♬ 우린 외로워요 ♬

 

♬ 우린 아직도 몰라요 ♬

 

♬ 무엇이 그녀를 데려 가는가를 ♬

 

♬ 우린 사랑을 느끼고 싶어요 ♬

 

♬ 그냥 두려울 뿐이에요 ♬

 

♬ 우린 가진 게 없지만 ♬

 

♬ 당신은 못 들었나요? ♬

 

♬ 우린 두 마리 상처받은 새 ♬

 

♬ 그 말을 하고 싶지만 ♬

 

♬ 차마 할 수가 없어요 ♬

 

♬ 우린 두 마리 상처받은 새 ♬

 

왜 우는 거죠?
내가 뭘 잘못했소?

 

- 당신 때문이 아니에요
- 그럼 뭐요?

 

말해줄 게 있어요

 

극장 일은 우연이 아니었고
난 돈을 받고 갔어요

 

당신 직업이 뭐요?
극장표 검사원?

사람들이 뭘 훔쳐 가나
조사하러 다니는 사람?

난 극장 직원이 아니고
콜걸이에요

 

- 창녀라고?
- 콜걸과 창녀는 달라요

 

말해줄게요, 지난 밤
날 데려간 데 있죠? 당신 직장

 

- 히어로를 파는 가게?
- 당신 사장 있죠?

 

- 네
- 그의 이름이 뭐죠?

 

- 렌스
- 바로 그 남자가 전화로

당신과 자줄 여자를 주문했죠

 

당신은 비활동적 인데
당신 생일이라고요

 

하지만 사장은 어떻게
당신이 극장에 간 걸 알았죠?

 

난 생일날엔 영화를 봐요

 

금년 생일 영화는 뭐냐고
그가 전화하긴 했죠

 

- 화났어요?
- 아뇨

 

그냥...
내 생에 최고의 밤이었소

 

뭔가 좀 이상했죠
당신이 날 너무 좋아했으니까

 

당신이 옷 벗고 남자가
아닌 걸 보고서야 안심했어요

 

차분하게 굴지 좀 말아요
집에 가서 TV나 보라구요

난 "클레어렌스에게"란
말밖엔 쓸 수가 없었어요

 

나 알라배마는 진실을 말한다

 

진실을 말해서 드렉슬에게 돌아가라고
드렉슬이 화내면 가서 죽자고!

 

- 드렉슬이 뭐요?
- 입 좀 닥쳐요!

난 콜걸이 된지 4일짼데
당신은 세 번째 손님이에요

 

난 파손품이 아니에요

 

플로리다 백인 갈보라지만
난 정말로 좋은 여자에요

 

그래서 난 관계를 할 땐

 

철두철미해요

 

철저한 일부일처주의고요

 

- 한 남자하고만?
- 그래요

 

당신과 사귄다면
난 오직 당신만을 원해요

 

이제 이 말을 해야겠어요
좀 전에...

생에 최고의 밤이었다는
말은 육체적인 걸 뜻해요?

 

지난 밤은 전체가 최고였죠

 

당신하고 보낸 것처럼
재밌어 본 여자가 없었소

 

사실이오, 당신은 엘비스 같고
제니스 같고...

 

쿵푸 영화 같고
한 지붕 세 가족 같고

 

- 스타 트렉 같고
- 한 지붕 세 가족은 별로에요

연기를 한 거니까요

 

클레어렌스
이런 말하는 게 웃길 거에요

 

난 당신을 하룻밤 알았고

 

지금은 다시 콜걸이지만

 

당신을 사랑하나 봐요

 

잠깐

 

난 지금까지의 일을
올바로 투시하려고 노력했소

당신이 날 사랑한대서
나도 사랑한다고 말하면

당신 거짓말에 난 죽을 거요

 

거짓말이 아녜요
지금 이 순간부터 맹세코

 

다신 거짓말 안 하겠어요

 

- 안녕, 월리 부인?
- 안녕, 월리 씨?

 

- 멋진 아침이오, 월리 부인
- 신나는 아침이죠, 월리 씨

 

- 사랑스런 부인을 오늘 보셨나요?
- 나의...

 

멋지고 섹시한
알라배마 월리 말입니까?

 

- 부인이 또 있으세요?
- 아니오

 

- 안 돼요
- 괜찮아

 

'클레어렌스'

 

난방 좀 내려줄래요

 

물어볼게 있는데
드렉슬이 뭐 하는 친구지?

 

- 조용
- 왜?

 

- 내 포주였어요
- 포주가 있었어?

 

- 콜걸이었어요, 콜걸은 포주가 있죠
- 흑인인가?

 

자신은 그렇게 생각해요
사실은 인디언계이지만요

 

- 좋은 친구였어?
- 좋다고까진 볼 수 없지만

 

나한텐 꽤 잘해줬어요

 

요 전날엔 꽤 거칠더군요

- 당신에게?
- 내 친구 아일린에게

 

- 아일린을 어쨌는데?
- 때리고 배를 걷어찼죠

 

- 무서웠어요
- 정말 개자식이군

 

그런 자식하고 어떻게
그만두려고 했지?

 

- 무슨 얘기들 하나?
- 플로이드는 여자가 싫대

 

여자가 싫다는 흑인 놈들은
모두 뻥이야

 

- 나도 들었는데
- 그럼 넌 좋아하냐?

 

그래, 임마
난 여자 엉덩이도 좋고

 

- 그 부근은 다 좋아
- 난 여자랑 잘 때

 

그 근처에도 안 갈 거야
설사 그런 짓을 했더라도

 

난 절대 그런 표현은 못해

 

- 개처럼 되는 건 쪽팔려
- 한심한 소리하고는

 

넌 그 경지를 알려면
한참 멀었어

 

넌 호모나 돼라

 

이 더러운 놈들아

- 너희들이나 실컷 그 짓 해!
- 널 그냥 놀려먹은 거야

 

내가 말하는 의도를
약간만 보여주지

 

그 총 던져 봐

 

좋아, 이거 봐

 

이걸 잘 빠진 여자로 봐

 

내 말을 알겠냐?
이게 바로 너야

 

- 자기, 어디 가?
- 화장실

 

쟈니!

 

♬ 난 몹시 외로워 ♬

 

♬ 난 외로워 ♬

 

♬ 너무 외로워서 죽을 거야 ♬

 

- 이렇게 살 건가?
- 뭐가?

 

- 그렇게 살 수 있느냐고
- 어떻게 사는데?

 

창녀와 붙어살잖아

 

날마다 그 일을 생각하는데

 

- 늘 따라다니나?
- 그래

 

- 떨쳐내고 싶나?
- 그래

 

내가 그를 죽일게

 

얼굴에다 쏴서 쓰러트려

 

- 어떻게 그런 말을
- 난 그렇게 할거야

 

- 하겠다고?
- 그런 놈은 살 가치가 없어

 

그는 날 따라다녀

 

그를 죽이고 싶지만
평생을 감옥 가긴 싫어

 

- 당연해
- 없애야겠어

 

없앤다고?
죽이는 건 어렵고

 

없애기는 쉽지
경찰이 포주에 신경쓸 것 같나?

 

포주란 건 총 맞게 돼있어

 

뒤통수에다 두 방 쏴
경찰도 환영할 거야

 

범행 현장에서 붙들리지만
않는다면

 

자넨 무사해

 

난 널 좋아한다
지금도

 

앞으로도

 

- 알라배마
- 어디 가?

 

전에 살던 곳 주소를 줘

 

- 왜?
- 당신 물건을 챙겨 오려고

그러지 마
난 그냥 숨어 있을래

 

당신은 무서워하지만
난 그 자식 안 무서워

놈과 완전히 손을 떼야
당신을 위협 못해

 

그가 상관도 안 하고 있다면
당신 물건을 잃는 건 손해잖아

- 그러니까 찾아와야지
- 잠깐...

 

- 자긴 그 자를 몰라
- 당신이 날 몰라

 

이런 상황은 싫어

 

난 이 일을 해야 돼
당신을 보호할 테니까 믿어봐

 

어서 적어줘

 

- 좋은 생각이 아냐
- 잘 될 거야

 

갔다올게

 

- 조심해
- 그래

 

- 사랑해
- 나도

 

- 뭘 원하나?
- 드렉슬이냐?

- 난 마티야
- 드렉슬과 말하고 싶다

 

- 무슨 얘길 할 건데?
- 알라배마에 대해서

 

알라배마를 요구해

 

- 그년은 지금 어딨지?
- 나랑 함께 있어

 

- 네 놈은 뭐야?
- 그녀의 남편

 

관심 갖게 만드는군

 

앉아서 에그롤 하나 들게

이곳엔 뭐든지 있지

 

사양하겠어

 

사양해? 왜지?

 

무서워서 못 먹겠나 보군

 

좋아, 일단 앉아
앉아서 협상하자구

 

넌 이미 타협을 포기했어

 

난 아직 널 모르지만
너희 백인 놈들을 잘 알아

 

저녁을 먹고 싶다면
에그롤과 이 국수 좀 드시지

 

이 놈은 아무것도 거리끼는 게
없는 걸로 아나본데?

아닌가?

 

아니면 쪼다던가
형편없는 놈이야

 

아무 걱정도 없어
앉아서 TV나 보고

 

그렇지?

 

아직 앉지도 않았군

 

여자 젖을 만지면서
TV 보고 있는 저런 자식을

 

넌 아랑곳하지 않고

 

나만 보고 있었어

 

내가 예쁘다는 건 알지만

 

저 가슴보다야 예쁘진 않지

 

이런? 녀석이 화냈어

 

배불러서 안 먹은 거고
여기 안 있을 거니까 서있는 거다

저 영화는
7년 전에 봤으니까 안 봤어

 

영화 제목이
'맥' 이지, 아마?

 

네 놈이 두렵진 않고
싫어

 

봉투 안에 돈이 있다
알라배마는 좋은 데로 왔다

그 안에 든 건 내 마음의
평화를 위한 대가다

그 이상은 한 푼도 못 줘

 

비었잖아

 

우리가 뭘 받은 줄 아나?

 

찰슨 브론슨쯤 되는 줄 아나?

 

미스터 마제스틱?

 

여길 봐라, 브론슨

 

이런 허풍은 안 통해
난 알라배마를 붙든 게 아냐

 

여자 빌리는 자들을 돕는 거지

 

이리 와, 자식아!

 

네 놈이 자초한 거야

 

다 자업자득이라고
이 백인 꼬마야!

 

내 마약을 좋아하냐?

 

개자식! 넌 혼구멍 좀 나야 돼

 

오늘이 네 날인 줄 아나본데

 

- 그런 날이 아니지?
- 그런 날은 없어

 

다신 이런 장난하지 마라

 

이런, 이런
이것 좀 봐라

 

클레어렌스 월리?

 

흑인들 이름 같군
어디 사는 지도 알겠어

 

4900, 160번가
아파트 48호

 

이 주소에 그녀가 있다는 건
백만 불 걸어도 돼

 

마티, 차를 가져와
멍청한 년을 데려오자

 

- 이 녀석과 재미를 더 봐야지
- 내 자켓 어딨어!

 

- 이봐!
- 마티! 지금 뭐 하는 거야?

 

- 내 옷을 찾고 있어!
- 바구니에 있어

 

드렉슬?

 

너! 알라배마 옷을 챙겨

 

너도 총에 맞고 싶어?
어서 가방 싸

 

네 인생에 가장 큰 호의를
베풀게 한 거야

 

눈 떠
눈을 뜨란 말이야!

 

이게 장난인 줄 알았겠지?

웃기지 마, 개자식아!

 

꼼짝하지 마!

 

난 이기적이었어요
이기적인 건 알지만...

 

당신의 애를 가졌어요

 

제발 떠나지 말아요

 

진작에 말하려했지만...

 

그를 죽였어
햄버거 좀 먹을래? 나 배고파

 

- 그 말 농담이지?
- 농담 아냐

 

내가 먹어본 햄버거 중에서
최고로 끝내주는군

 

정말 최고로 맛있어

 

좀 먹어봐

 

당신과 하룻밤을 보냈어요

 

뭣 땜에 우는 거지?

 

네 눈물 한 방울
가치도 없는 놈인데

 

나보다 더 좋아했어?

 

그 놈을 사랑해서 우는 거야?
놈을 사랑해?

 

그 자식을 사랑하냐구!

 

- 당신이 한 일은...
- 뭐!

 

- 뭐!
- 너무 로맨틱했어요

 

- 피를 흘리네
- 그래

 

당신 물건도 가져왔지

 

- 옷 갈아입어
- 그러지

- 사랑해
- 나도

 

하느님은 계시군

 

이건 내 옷이 아니야

 

♬ 그 눈물은 슬퍼요 ♬

 

♬ 나의 광대 노릇은 틀렸어요 ♬

 

♬ 나는 찡그리지 않을래요 ♬

 

♬ 하지만 그 눈물은 슬퍼요 ♬

 

♬ 그 눈물은 슬퍼요 ♬

 

♬ 나의 광대 노릇은 틀렸어요 ♬

 

롬멜, 어디 가냐?
어서 이 차에 타

어서 차에 타라구
서둘러, 어서

 

♬ 당신은 내일 떠난다죠 ♬

♬ 그럼 오늘은 우리 마지막 날 ♬

♬ 나는 슬퍼 안 할게요 ♬

♬ 당신이 떠나실 때 웃을게요 ♬

♬ 그 눈물은 슬퍼요 ♬

♬ 나의 광대 노릇은 틀렸어요 ♬

♬ 나는 찡그리지 않겠어요 ♬

♬ 하지만 그 눈물은 슬퍼요 ♬

 

안녕하세요, 아버지?
롬멜

 

정말 오랜만이죠
야, 반갑구나

 

집이 이런 걸 이해해라

 

손님 치를 일이
별로 없어서

 

통 신경을 안 써서

 

좀 어색해 한 건 미안하다

 

이런 아침에 널 보리라곤
꿈에도 몰랐구나

 

그런 건 괜찮아요
난 사람들을 어색하게 하죠

 

뭐 좀 마실 것 없어요?

 

안에 세븐업이 있을 거다

 

더 독한 건 없어요? 없겠지
아버진 맥주 안 마시죠?

 

마실 순 있지만 안 마셔

 

제가 전에 먹던 대로 있군요

 

실례

 

안녕하신가
난 저 애 아버지요

 

- 만나서 반갑소
- 저 이의 아내 알라배마에요

 

- 만나서 반가워요
- 우린 결혼했어요

 

기죽을 것 없어
가서 맥주 좀 사다 줘

 

맥주 드실래요?
필요한 게 있으면 사올게요

 

가게는 어디 있죠?

54번가에 가봐

 

외제로 여섯 캔을 사와

상표는 모르겠어
맥주는 도시마다 다르니까

- 이 돈이면 충분하지?
- 충분하고 말고

그래

 

아버지도 처음 볼 정도로
상냥한 여자죠?

 

화끈한 것 같지 않아요?

 

- 아주 괜찮은 것 같구나
- 괜찮기만 해요?

그 말은 안 어울려요
멋진 여자라구요

 

수밀도 같은 여자죠

 

내가 사랑에 빠져있죠?

 

제가 말할게요

 

앉아라
입 좀 다물고

 

너 때문에 머리가 아파

 

넌 꼭 네 엄마 같구나
어미를 쏙 빼 닮았어

 

하는 짓이 똑같애
3년 동안 소식이 끊겼다가

 

아침 8시에 갑자기 나타나서

 

불도저처럼
밀어붙이고 있어

 

날 오해 마라
널 사랑해, 반갑구나

 

하지만 차근차근 말하자

 

알았지?

 

자...

 

언제 결혼했니?

 

아버지...

 

저는 곤경에 처해있어요

 

아버지의 도움이 필요해요

 

아냐, 그만 말해

 

- 나한테서 뭘 원하니?
- 네?

 

내게서 뭘 원해?
애기처럼 굴지 마라!

 

여기 네가 온건 도움이
필요해서지? 돈 때문이냐?

 

- 아직도 경찰 친구들이 있죠?
- 그래, 아직 있다

우리 일을 알아봐 줄래요?

경찰은 모르는 것 같던데요

 

- 아버지는 알아볼 수 있죠?
- 내가 어떻게 그런 일을?

 

- 경찰이셨잖아요
- 내가 뭣 땜에 그런 걸 알아봐 줘?

 

- 난 아들이니까요
- 내 아들인 걸 알고 있었니?

 

이제 정신 좀 차렸구나

 

- 그런 거였어
- 아버지께 부탁한 적은 없었어요

 

엄마와 이혼한 후로
내가 뭐 부탁한 적 있어요?

 

없었잖아요
아버질 3년 넘게 안 봤고

 

내가 애먹인 적이 있었어요?

 

같이 살 때 술 주정 하셨어도
제가 아버질 원망했나요?

 

모두 아버질 원망할 때도
전 안 했어요

 

지금 날 좀
도와달란 말이에요

 

저도 절실하니까
부탁드리는 겁니다

 

안 도와주겠다면...
좋습니다

싹 잊어주세요
가겠어요

 

버진표 맥주가 나왔습니다!

 

케첩만 얹혀 있다면
말 한 마리도 먹겠어

 

- 닭고기는 안 사왔어
- 왜?

 

시간이 이르다고 안 팔더라구

 

빌어먹을

 

- 딕 리치, 딕 리치!
- 접니다

 

- 들어와요
- 네

 

앉아요, 앉아

 

자, 당신이 읽을 역은 악당인데

 

- 브레인과 마티가 있죠
- 누구요?

 

- 문제가 있나요?
- 아뇨

 

피터가 브레인을 맡았으니

당신은 마티를 해보세요

 

이 장면은 둘 다 차에 타고

차 후드에 매달린 빌을

떼어버리는 역할이죠

 

난 마티입니다

 

- 준비?
- 네

 

전 운전중이죠

 

- 저 자식 어디서 나타났지?
- 글쎄

- 마술처럼 나타났어
- 앉아만 있지 말고

 

쏴버려!

 

죽여!

 

고마워요, 인상적이었어요
당신은 멋진 배우예요

 

- 고마워요
- 저도요

 

- 연락을 해줄게요
- 알겠습니다

 

- 이번엔 한 손으로
- 한 손으로

 

반대편으로도 해봐

기차가 지나가네

 

경찰은 아무것도 몰라

 

그건을 마약 사건으로 보더구나

 

마약 사건? 왜요?

 

드렉슬은 마약 거래에
깊이 관여했어

 

- 그래요?
- 블루 루 보일이란 자와 연관이 있었어

 

- 그런 사람 아니?
- 아뇨

 

그런 자들과 어울리지 마라

 

- 그는 누구죠?
- 악당에 마약거래자야

 

위험한 인물이지

 

드렉슬에 대한 게 더 있다

 

네가 한 일은 잘했다

 

그 놈은 포주만은 아니었어

 

그 말을 하려고 했죠

그 놈은 미친놈이에요

 

그래서 경찰도
우릴 추적 안 하는 거고요

 

그건 아니다
경찰은...

 

블루 루와
드렉슬이 관련됐다고 본 거다

 

네가 떠나면
난 한시름 놓아도 돼

 

고마워요
제게 큰 힘이 됐어요

 

너한테 줄 돈이 좀 있다

 

갖고 계세요

 

그럼, 아들아

 

이 점을 알기 바란다

 

알라배마하고 모든 일이
잘 되길 빈다

 

걔가 마음에 들어

 

너희는 귀여운 부부 같아

 

나쁜 일에 휩쓸리지 마라

 

이젠 돌볼 아내가 있잖니?

 

실수하지 마

 

아들아

 

사랑한다

 

- 자...
- 알았어요

 

할리우드에 있는
친구 딕의 번호와 주소에요

그쪽으로 갈 거에요

급한 일 있으면
연락주세요

 

이제 떠나자구
아버지와 작별 키스해

 

안녕히 계세요
곧 다시 뵐게요

 

무슨 놈의 키스가 그래?

 

- 할리우드에서 엽서 보낼게요
- 알라배마

 

- 알라배마
- 네?

 

- 저 녀석 잘 돌봐줘라
- 걱정 마세요

- 제가 꽉 붙들어 맬게요
- 해가...

서서히 지고 있을 때
멋진 작별을 했군요

 

- 안녕히 계세요
- 잘 계세요

 

저 녀석 말이 맞았어

 

그녀는 복숭아 맛이야
어서 와, 롬멜

 

빨리, 빨리 해

 

여보세요

 

잘 있었나?

 

- 클레어렌스?
- 그래

 

너무 반갑다
웬일이야?

 

- 곧 나를 보게 될 거다
- LA에 오는구나? 언제?

 

내일

 

사연이 깊어

편지로 알렸듯이 나 혼자가
아니고 내 아내랑 간다

 

이럴 수가! 너 결혼했구나?

 

- 임마, 난 유부남이야
- 클레어렌스

 

내 아내하고 인사할래?

 

- 안녕, 알라배마예요
- 안녕, 월리 부인?

 

그이와 제일 친하다고요?

- 그럼 저하고도 친구에요
- 간다고 말해

 

- 간다고 말하래요
- 잠깐 바꿔줘요

 

- 편지 받았냐고 물어봐
- 편지 받으셨어요?

 

- 무슨 편지?
- 웬 편지?

 

- 편지
- 편지요

 

- 못 받았는데
- 우편함을 못 봤나?

 

- 우편함은 보셨나요?
- 내 룸메이트가...

 

- 확인해봤대?
- 확인해봤어요? 아니래

 

가서 보라고 해

 

우편함을 보시래요

 

클레어렌스를 바꿔줘요

 

- 자기 바꾸래
- 곧 갈거니

- 그 편지를 읽어보라고 해
- 편지를 읽어보래요

 

내일 보자고 말해

 

- 잠깐, 가만히 있어
- 알았어

 

내일이면 당신의 돈 문제는
해결돼요

 

- 다 해결돼
- 돈 문제는 모두 해결된대요

 

여보세요?
무슨 돈 문제?

 

여보세요?

 

플로이드! 화장지 다 썼으면
새로 갖다놔야지!

 

헤이, 롬멜

 

이리 와, 롬멜!

 

루카는 밖에 있으라고 해
다음 일은 알지?

 

나가
뭘 하는지는 알겠지?

 

그 점은 염려 마

 

내가 누군진 알겠소?

 

전혀, 누구시오?

 

반 기독교도이며
일종의 복수자이지

 

살인마 얼굴에나 있는

 

악마의 화신은 못 봤을걸

 

난 빈센조 코코티로
블루 루 보일시 고문이다

 

당신 아들에게 도둑을 맞았어

 

당신은 전직 경찰이니
우리 이름을 들어봤겠지?

 

- 그런가?
- 블루 루는 들어봤네

 

그렇군

 

그렇다면 이제부터 하는
내 질문에

사실 대로만 대답해

 

이제 시작하지

 

헷갈리면 안 되니까
분명한 목소리로

 

사실만 대답해

 

체스터필드 피우겠나?

 

아니

 

나도 당신 아들 또래인
아들이 있어

 

당신의 고통을 알지

 

하지만 클레어렌스와

 

그 계집년이
이 모든 일을 자초한 거야

 

그들과 같은 길을 밟지 마

 

사실을 말하는 게
당신의 유일한 선택이지

 

당신을 도와주고 싶지만
난 아들을 본 적이 없어

 

넌 그 놈을 봤어!

 

눈 가리고 아웅하면

 

통한다고 보나?

 

이거 안 되겠군

 

아프긴 아픈가 보군
당신 눈은 고통이 역력해

 

이건 장난이 아냐

 

하지만 나의 제안은
마땅히 갚아야 될 일이야

 

갚을 기회는 다신 안 와

 

당신 이웃에게 물어봤더니
그 차를 봤다더군

 

자주색 캐딜락

 

클레어렌스의 차가
이제 요 앞에 주차했더군

 

월리 씨, 아드님을 보셨나?

 

- 봤다
- 당신이...

 

얼마만큼 아는진 몰라

 

그래도 내막은 잘
모르는 것 같은데

 

내가 말해주지

그들이 하고 다닌 짓을

 

그 포주는 내 졸개였어

포주 노릇을 하면서

 

내 하수인이기도 했지

 

그런데...

 

그 더러운 계집애가
우리 조직의 일을 알아냈고

 

당신 아들과 그년이

 

방에 들어와 총을 쐈지

 

전부 다 죽은 걸
확인할 때까지 계속 쐈어

 

무슨 소리야?

 

다 쏴 죽이고

내 마약을 훔쳐갔어

엄청난 분량이라구

그런데 당신 아들은
멍청하게도

 

죽은 자 손에
면허증을 남겼어

 

- 난 믿을 수가 없어
- 그것보다

 

내가 당신 말을
믿는 게 훨씬 중요해

 

그들은 어디로 갔지?

 

신혼여행

 

똑같은 질문하려면 열 받아

 

- 어디로 갔지?
- 말 안 했어

 

잠깐 내 말을 들어보게

 

난 3년 간
그 애를 못 봤는데

 

어제 결혼했다면서

여자를 데리고
불쑥 나타났어

 

신혼여행을 간다며

 

곧바로 현금을 요구했지

 

500불을 빌려달라더군

 

난 도와주고 싶어서
수표를 써줬고

 

아침 식사를 같이 했어

 

그게 그 애를 본 마지막이고

 

이건 사실이네

 

어디로 가는진
말 안 했고

 

나도 물어보지 않았어

 

안 돼!

 

빈센조님
아무것도 없습니다

 

별로 안 좋은 얘기군

 

시실리인은 거짓말쟁이지

 

이 세상에서 최고로!

 

난 시실리인이고

 

아버진 거짓말의 대가셨지

 

그런 아버지 밑에서
난 무인극을 배웠어

 

남자가 거짓말 할 땐
17가지 행위가 있고

 

17가지 무인극을 하지
여자는 20가지인데

 

그걸 알게 되면
당신 같은 표정을 알지

 

거짓말 탐지기도 소용없어

 

이제 행동으로 보여주지

난 당신 속이 훤히 보여

 

당신은 그의 행선지를 알아
말해

 

내가 손댄다면
당신은 살아남지 못해

 

체스터필드 한 대 필까?

 

좋아

 

불도 주겠나?

아니, 내게 있으니 관둬

 

- 당신이 시실리인이라고?
- 그래

 

이봐...

 

난 책을 많이 봤지

특히 역사물들을

 

난 그 분야를 퍽 좋아해

 

당신이 알든 모르든
이건 사실이야

 

시실리인들은 흑인의 종자지

 

정말?

 

사실이야

 

시실리인의 심장에는

 

흑인의 피가 뛰고 있어

 

내 말을 믿지 않는다면
조사해봐

 

알다시피 수백 년 전에

 

무이족들이 시실리를 정복했어

 

무이족은 흑인이었지

 

그 당시

 

시실리인들은
이주민인 웝스족으로

 

모두 금발에 파란 눈이었지

 

그러나...

 

무이족이 들어와서

 

온 마을을 바꿔놨지

 

시실리 여자들을
마구 범했거든

 

그 후로 혈통이 싹 변한 거야

 

그렇게 해서...

 

금발에 파란 눈이
검은머리 검은 피부로 됐지

 

생각해보니까 아주 놀랍군

 

수백 년 후인 오늘날에도

 

시실리인들은

 

그 흑인 혈통을
지니고 있으니까 말야

 

지금 이 말은

 

역사를 인용한 거고

 

이건 책에 기록된 사실이야

 

- 이 친구가 사랑스럽군
- 정말이야

 

당신 조상은 흑인이야

 

이봐

 

그래

 

당신의 5대 조모는

 

흑인하고 그 짓을 했어

 

그래서 반흑인을 낳았지

 

이 말을 사실이라고 보나?

 

내가 거짓말하나?

 

그러므로...

 

당신의 일부는 가지야

 

가지, 가지라구

 

당신은 참외고

 

재미있었어

 

난 살인을 안 했어

 

1984년 이후로는

 

이 웃기는 놈을
자식놈 아파트로 데려 가

 

놈의 행방에 대한
단서를 다시 찾아봐

 

그래야 가지 얘기를 청산하지

 

프랑코, 무슨 일이야?

 

시실리인을 흑인의 종자래서
빈센조가 죽였어

 

이 염병할 가족을 손 봐줘라

 

두목

 

기뻐하십시오

 

안녕하십니까, 6월 22일

LAKBLU 방송국입니다

 

여보세요?
계세요?

 

플로이드

 

최소한 문에 가서
대답이라도 해줄래?

나는 못 들었어

 

계세요?

- 이젠 꼼짝도 안 할 거야?
- 이봐요

그래

 

- 데이트 전화하셨죠?
- 네?

 

- 안녕!
- 왔구나

 

- 알라배마와 인사해
- 반가워요

 

- 여기 얼마나 있었어?
- 안녕, 알라배마에요

 

- 너 좋아 보인다
- 좋은 집이군

 

일단 먹으러 나가자
누구야?

 

- 플로이드
- 알았어, 나가자

 

플로이드
우리 갔다올게

 

이봐

 

내가 아직 얘기 안 했지?

 

며칠 전에 TJ 후커 시리즈
오디션을 받았어

 

- 그 연속극에 출인해요?
- 최신 TJ 후커 쇼에요

 

- 운이 좋았지
- 캡틴 거크는 만났냐?

 

오디션에선 그를 못 만나도

 

그 배역을 따낸다면야

 

- 굉장하겠다
- 정말 대단한 거야

 

캡틴 커크를 만나다니

 

여기야

 

신혼부부의 방

 

너 정말 사랑에 빠졌구나?

 

내 인생 처음이지
어떤 느낌인지 아니?

 

아니

 

- 모르지
- 닥쳐, 임마

 

LA에는 왜 온 거냐?

 

하느님 맙소사

 

이게 사실일 리가 없어

- 기분 끝내주지
- 뭐?

 

- 붕붕 뜨게 해준다고
- 유선방송도 나오네

 

- 와인 마시고 싶어?
- 조금만

 

와인은 별로에요

 

끝내주는군
이건 상품이야

 

- 나도 그러길 바래
- 이게 다 코카인이라구?

 

- 그래
- 양이 얼마나 되는 줄 아니?

 

몰라

 

굉장한 거액이라구

 

이건 드렉슬의 마약이지?

 

드렉슬은 죽었어
클레어렌스 거야

 

뭐든지 내 맘대로 하지

 

이걸 죄다 팔아서

알라배마와
멀리 가서 평생을 살 거야

거래선은 봐뒀냐?

- 난 마약 밀매자가 아냐
- 넌 배우고

할리우드는
모두 마약을 취급한다며?

그들은 그래

언젠가 나도 유명해지면
그들처럼 되겠지

하지만 그 날이 오기 전까지
난 힘이 없다구

오줌 눌 자리도 자살할 창문조차 없어
내겐 플로이드 뿐이야

일부는 팔아줄 수 있어
그게 다야

조금씩은 팔 수 없어

한번에 다 팔아야 해
그게 최선이야

무슨 수로 한번에 다 팔아?

 

대체 뭐가 문제야?

절반인 10만 불을 줄게
그래도 어려울까?

아주 어려워
아주 힘들단 말이야

조직에 팔아야 하니 힘들어

20만 불을 줄 수 있는 자는
부자나 거물급이야

 

가방에 코카인을
채우고 다니는 자들이라구

 

난 그런 친구들을 몰라

 

너도 그런 자들을 모르지만
그들 또한 널 몰라

 

이봐, 딕

 

알았어
이봐

 

널 도울 친구가 한 명 있지만

 

아무것도 보장해줄 순 없어

 

거물급이냐?

 

거물급은 아냐

 

그는 리 도노위츠라는
영화 제작자의 조수야

 

리 도노위치라면

20만 불 짜리 마약을 소화할 거야

 

- 그 방법을 써야 해
- 그와 얘기했어?

 

어떻게 얘기를 해?

난 이게 뻥인지 알았다구

게다가 편지 다음 장을
플로이드가 태웠단 말야

 

그 친구 이름은?

 

엘리엇

 

성은?

 

엘리엇 불리처

 

전화로 약속하자

그래서 마약을 처분해

 

- 어디서?
- 어디가 좋지?

 

- 롤러 코스터?
- 롤러 코스터

 

50만 불 어치 마약인데

 

20만 불만 받겠다고?

- 이 동물 비스킷 먹겠어?
- 고마워

 

고릴라는 남겨둬

 

그래

 

됐어
안 먹겠어

 

50만 불 어치를

20만 불만 받고 팔겠다고?

이건 두 번 다시 없을 만큼
싼 가격이지

 

어디서 났지?

 

어디서 구했냐고?

 

쉽게 얻은 거야

불빛이 정말 멋지군

난 이 계통을 잘 모르지만

- 이 마약은 끝내주지
- 맞아

 

정말 어떻게 입수했지?

 

어디서 났냐구?
코카 나무 잎에서

- 난 빠지겠어
- 엘리엇, 진정해

여기 앉아

 

우리 이거나 타자구
입다물겠다는 약속만 해

 

딕이 널 보증 안 했다면
너같은 놈과는 일 안 했어

 

- 알았어
- 재밌을 거야

 

가자!

 

사실은 기관에 다니는
내 친구의 물건이야

 

어디?

 

어디일 것 같아?

 

- 경찰서?
- 맞았어!

 

1년 반 전에 친구가
증거물실에서 빼낸 건데

 

처자식이 달린 경찰이라

 

지난 1년여를 쥐죽은 듯이

 

- 믿을만한 사람을 기다렸어
- 그는 널 믿냐?

 

당연하지
어릴 때부터 친했는데

그 녀석은 내가 체포돼도
불 놈이 아니란 걸 알아

 

- 그래
- 알아들어?

 

그는 의심이 많으니까
넌 아무 말도 안 들은 걸로 해

난 아무 말도 안 들었어

 

좋아, 가자!

 

달려라!

 

히야!

 

우린 한번 더 타자
기다려, 엘리엇!

 

죽인다
여기 오길 잘했어

 

엘리엇이 맛이 갔군

 

엘리엇, 내가 살살 녹는

금발 미인으로 보여?

 

뭐?

 

내가 잘 빠지고 살살 녹는

금발 미녀로 보이냐고?

 

아니

 

그럼 왜 이래?
나한테 사기 친 거지?

 

- 안 그럼 왜 이래?
- 클레어렌스

 

- 그는 정상이 아냐
- 내가 처리할게

 

똑바로 얘기해봐

 

리는 무모한 짓 안 해

그는 두 녀석과 거래중인데

 

그들은 신용이 좋고 안전해

 

날 뭘로 보는 거야?

 

그 녀석을 그렇게 좋아하면
여긴 왜 왔지?

 

하루 종일 롤러 코스터 타고

놀기만 하면 시간 낭비야

 

너흰 호모 짓만 관심 있는데

지금 그는 딴 놈과 놀아날걸

그는 팔거나 직접 써도 되고

 

선심을 쓰며 돌릴 수도 있지

하고 싶은 짓을 맘대로 해서

모두에게 환영도 받고

난 그를 깎아 내리진 않아

돈만 내면 뭘 해도 돼

허나 너희가 용감해질 때까지

무턱대고 기다릴 순 없어

 

- 여보세요
- 안녕, 리?

 

엘리엇, 일요일까지
너하고 통화해야 하나?

주중 내내 지내고도 부족해?

 

당신이 가보라던 파티장인데

- 지금 내가 누구랑 있게요?
- 믿어지지 않는군

 

전화로 그런 얘길 해야 돼?

 

지금 내 옆에 있는 남자가

 

당신에게 전화하래요

 

지금 너 제정신이냐?

 

당신과 지금 통화 못하면
떠나겠대서...

 

클레어렌스요
얘기라도 합시다

 

난 당신의 열렬한 팬이오

 

LA에서 '닥터 지바고'를
상영하고 싶은데

 

당신의 배급 능력이 필요하오

 

클레어렌스라고?

 

'닥터 지바고'는 큰 영화잖나?

 

당신이 취급한 영화 중에선
제일 큰 거죠

그런 영화에 손대는 걸
주저하는 건 바보짓이오

 

당신은 바보가 아니잖소

 

내가 관심이 없다기보다

 

배급은 내 영역이 아냐
난 제작자야

 

유명한 영화 제작자라구

 

그럼 다음에 봐

 

임마!

 

길 똑바로 가!

 

자네에게 한 말이 아니고...

너 죽고 싶어 환장했냐!

 

난 파라마운트사가
아니란 얘기지

 

난 거래하는 배급자한테

 

영화를 사서 제작해

 

그게 제격이거든

사업도 되고 쉬운 일이고
약간의 모험을 걸기도 하지

 

난 '닥터 지바고' 얘기요
1년 반은 관객이 찰 거요

 

2년 동안은 내 영화 이외엔

 

다른 건 손댈 일도 없고

 

자네 것만 하라고?
값은 얼마지?

 

그건 칸느에서 발표할 거요

 

내가 시간이 있다면
당신에게 키스라도 해줄 텐데

 

지금은 사정이 안 되니

 

나랑 자려면
지금 당장 말하슈

 

내 영화를 원한다면
공포와 욕구를 맛볼 거요

 

공포와 욕구?

 

내 영화는 28억불이야

- 엘리엇을 바꿔줘
- 엘리엇?

 

자네와 통화하고 싶대

 

- 리
- 그 녀석 어디서 알게 됐냐?

 

제 친구 딕을 아시죠?

 

딕이라니?

 

그와 하룻밤 자라고요?

 

- 딕이 누구냐구
- 딕이 누구냐구요?

 

- 맞아
- 연기반 동창인 내 친구에요

 

- 내가 배우라고 말했어?
- 재능 있고 미남인가?

 

딕은 그 녀석을 어떻게 알지?

 

- 리한테...
- 소꼽친구래요

 

좋아, 수요일 3시에

 

그 친구를 호텔로 데려와

 

다시는 일요일에
이 전화로 걸지 말고

 

- 그가 뭐래?
- 잠시만

 

- 내가 배우란 얘기했어?
- 넌 좀 빠져, 이봐

 

리가 이러더군

 

비벌리 엠배서더 호텔에서
3시에 만나주겠대

 

너와 얘기를 해본 후에

네가 맘에 들면 되는 거고

네가 실수하면
거래는 그걸로 끝이야

 

- 내 얘기도...
- 닥치라니까!

 

샘플 한 봉지 달래

 

- 그건 염려 마
- 잘됐군

 

내가 배우라고 했어?

 

- 그래
- 잘 한다고 했어?

 

그래, 거짓말했지

 

- 안녕
- 안녕?

 

- 그래
- 딕 리치인가?

 

아니, 그는 지금 없어

 

- 자네도 여기 살아?
- 그래

 

딕의 룸메이트야?

 

맞았어

 

친구를 찾는데 도와줘

 

- 말해봐
- 클레어렌스 월리인데

 

- 알라배마란 미녀와 있지
- 알아

 

- 다녀갔어
- 그들을 봤어?

 

- 그래
- 여기서 묵나?

아니, 어딨냐면...

 

사파리 뭐라더라...

 

- 사파리 모텔
- 사파리 모텔?

맞아

 

자네도 거기 가봤나?

 

아니, 여기 오자마자

 

거기로 간다고 했어

 

그리고 떠났어

 

- 그래?
- 사파리 모텔로

 

- 사파리 모텔
- 그래

TV 보면서 기다려
올 지도 몰라

 

- 아니 됐어
- 그래

 

- 또 올 지도 몰라
- 알았어

 

잘 가

 

날 깔보면

 

죽여버릴 거야

 

자기가 자랑스러워
내 역할은 어땠어?

 

- 완벽했어
- 닌자처럼?

 

그래, 먹을 것 좀 사올게

 

난 목욕통에 들어가
폭 담그고 난 뒤

 

물침대에 들어가
성인 영화나 보며

자기 오길 기다릴래

 

빨리 갔다와

 

총알처럼 갔다올게

 

안녕?

 

안녕하세요?

 

- 피울래요?
- 아니

 

옷이 멋지군

 

이거요?

 

라스베가스에서 샀죠

 

알라배마, 코크는 어딨지?
클레어렌스는?

 

언제 돌아오지?

 

방을 잘못 찾아왔네요

 

내 이름은 새디에요

 

우린 코크가 없고
밑에 펩시 자판기는 있죠

 

난 클레어렌스를 모르지만
남편은 알지도 몰라요

 

곧 올 테니 물어봐요

 

그인 풋볼 선수에요

 

지금 연습하고 있죠

 

- 손을 줘봐
- 그러죠

 

당신은 아주 귀여워

 

고마워요

 

눈도 보여줘

 

정말 예뻐

 

부탁인데 돌아서 봐

 

알았어요

 

아니 반대편으로

 

네

 

많이 아픈가 보지?

 

그 정도는 아무것도 아냐

 

우리 마약은 어디 있지?
클레어렌스는 언제 오지?

 

말하죠

 

엿 먹어

 

놀랍군

 

왜 이러시나?

 

숨 막혀?

 

이제 익숙해져야지

 

- 햄버거 냄새가 나는군
- 어서 오세요

이 집에서 제일 큰 햄버거는?

 

스티브 더블 칠리 치즈버거죠

그 걸로 두 개랑
칠리 프라이 두 개

- 다이어트 코크 큰 것 두 개
- 다른 것은요?

 

이리 와봐
네 꼴을 잘 봐

 

이런 꼴을 애인이 좋아할까?
넌 무지 멍청해

 

넌 예쁘지만
예쁜 건 오래 못 가지

 

다시 한번 물어볼 테니까

 

즉시 대답해!

 

자...

 

마약은 어딨지?

 

돌아서

 

대답해!

 

어서

 

간이 부었군

 

좋은 잡지죠

 

엘비스 기사 읽었소?

 

아직 안 읽었소

 

그 기사야말로 엘비스를
다룬 것 중

 

제일 멋진 거요

 

그는 요즘에도 인기가 많죠

 

그의 모든 걸 다뤘고

 

그와 함께 자란 사람들
그의 음악에 빠진 사람들

 

광신적인 팬들도 다뤘죠

 

날 섬뜩하게 해요

 

- 당신 말을 알겠소
- 이 여자를 봐요

 

못 생긴 나무에서
뚝 떨어진 것 같아요

 

첫 살인이 가장 힘들었지

 

이젠 별 생각 없이 죽여

 

택사스 그 남자 생각 나?
탑에 올라가 마구 쏴 죽였지

 

그 남자가 겨냥했던
첫 과녁은

빌어먹을 돈 때문이었어

 

첫 번짼 힘들어서 신중하지

 

두 번째는 참회도 않지만

 

처음보다는 쉬워
살인할 때 느낌은 엷어지지만

똑같기 때문이야

 

난 처음엔 토했어

 

세 번째는...

 

세 번째는 쉬워
마음이 안정되지

 

문제가 없지
이제는...

 

젠장

 

그들의 표정 변화를 본다구

 

이럴 수가

 

침대 밑에 뒀나?

 

말도 안 돼
침대 밑에 숨겼는데

그걸 못 보다니

 

침대 밑을 안 보다니

정말 어이가 없군

나도 이제 늙었어

 

여행의 끝에서

 

드디어 찾아냈구나

 

걱정 한가지는 줄었군

 

바로 이거야

 

진실한 순간

 

넌 배짱이 대단해

 

해보고 싶나?

 

이걸 원해?

 

한번 해볼래?

 

난 널 좋아하니까
한번 시도해봐, 어서

찔러 봐, 어서

 

날 찔러, 어서!

 

어서! 해보란 말야!

 

망할 년!

 

- 좋아, 더 이상 안 봐주겠다
- 이런

 

도대체 무슨 심보냐?

 

- 그걸로 어쩌겠다는 거지?
- 잠깐! 잠깐!

 

왜?

 

- 왜 웃는 거지?
- 네 꼴이 우스워

 

내 꼴이 우습다고?
일어나서 웃어봐

어서!
방금 깔깔대고 웃었잖아!

 

- 넌 웃는 걸 좋아하지?
- 죽어라!

 

이년이!
맙소사!

 

여기서 나가자
빨리 나가야 돼

 

세상에!

 

빨리 여길 떠나야 돼

 

어서

 

어서 가
경찰이 곧 들이닥칠 거야

 

젠장!

 

제기랄!

 

어서 가자구
미안해

 

이럴 수가!

 

미안해

 

정말 미안해

 

다들 비켜!

 

젠장!

 

- 제기랄!
- 왜 그래!

세상에 이럴 수가!
이렇게 될 줄 알았어!

 

이따위로 운전하다니
내 머리통을 검사해야겠군

 

칼라, 아니 캔디
나 좀 도와줘

 

- 어떻게?
- 이걸 갖고 있어

 

- 마약을? 안 돼
- 네 지갑에 넣어

 

- 그런 건 싫어
- 널 수색하진 않을 거야

브래지어 속에 넣어

 

- 안 찼어
- 거의 다 왔어, 팬티 속에 숨겨

 

- 싫어
- 속도 내게 한 건 너잖아

 

잘 들어, 싫어!

 

내가 잘해줬는데, 나쁜 년!

누구한테 욕을 해!

 

안녕하세요

 

속도위반한 것도 모자라

 

마약 소지까지
넌 운이 나빴어

- 경범죄가 아냐
- 넌 끝난 거야

 

그동안 실컷 잘 놀았지만

 

배우 엘리엇 씨
이젠 크게 걸렸어

 

- 이제 넌 액스트라도
- 단역 배우도

 

- 조연 배우도 아냐
- 일약 주연이 된 거야

 

2년 동안 한가지 배역만
해야 될 신세가 됐어!

 

그것도 죄수들 앞에서 말야

 

몇 년 후 출감해서 결혼하면

 

여자가 뭔진 배웠을 테니까

비위는 잘 맞출 거다

 

호모 짓에 맛들여져서
여자하곤 별 재미도 없을 테지만

 

좋은 지적이군
안 그래? 이 호모 자식아!

 

서장님, 우리가 맡겠습니다

 

- 큰 건수가 굴러 들어왔어요
- 우리가 잡았어요

 

한 사람씩 말해!
뭐가 뭔지 모르겠다

 

대체 무슨 일이야?

 

속도위반 차를 잡았는데
놈은 마약을 소지했고

나와 니콜슨이 심문중입니다

 

- 니콜슨과 나야
- 그게 그거지

 

우리가 지금 심문하잖아

 

마약을 한 봉지씩 지닌 건
보통 일이 아닙니다

 

그놈 말은 믿을게 못 돼요

 

누군지 모르는 경찰 얘긴데

 

50만 불 어치 마약을 훔쳐서

 

1년 반 동안 보관했는데

 

- 이제야, 그 경찰은...
- 용의자 말입니다

엘리엇이란 놈이 밀매자와
그의 보스를 연결하는데

 

보스는 영화 제작자
리 도노위츠래요

 

'시체로 돌아온 고향'의
제작자죠

 

- 베트남 영화? 멋진 영화지
- 네

 

- 맞아요
- 끝내주는 영화죠

 

- 그의 얘길 믿나?
- 우리는 믿죠

 

놈은 지금 기댈 데만 있으면

 

자기 에미든 에비든
붙들고 넘어질 놈이죠

 

이 놈은 호모에요
겁쟁이라 뭐든 할겁니다

 

뭘 할거냐고요?
녹음기를 찰 겁니다

 

- 녹음기?
- 차라고 말해줬죠

 

더러운 경찰 같으니
상부에 보고부터 해야겠다

 

어떡하시든 상관 않습니다
연방서에 올리시든

 

천하의 명수사관을 부르던

 

저와 토드가 있는 한
우리가 해결합니다

 

우리가 찾았으니
우리가 맡겠어요

 

보고는 이상입니다

 

- 맡아
- 감사합니다!

 

비행장 싫어한다고 말했었나?

 

난 디어본 근처에서 컸지

 

비행장 옆에 살면
아무것도 안 할 땐 기분 나빠

 

난 종일 내가 꿈꾸는 삶을

 

살고 있는 사람들을 봤어

 

뭔데?

 

디트로이트를 떠나 새 출발해

 

휴가 차 사업여행 다니며

 

재밌게 지내는 거지

 

저 비행기 중 하나를
타고 가서 새 삶을 사는 거야

그럼 멋진데

 

우리도 새롭게 출발해

 

거리낄 게 없는 곳으로 가자구

 

난 미국에서만 살았어

 

TV로 본 타국을 동경했지

 

우리 어디로 갈까?

 

캔쿤

 

왜 캔쿤이지?

 

멋지게 들리잖아

클리이렌스와 알라배마
캔쿤에 가다, 어때?

 

나한텐 당신이 최고야

 

아무것도 걱정 마

 

우리 일은 다 잘 될 거야

 

우린 노력하잖아

 

이게 앰배세더 호텔로
가는 길이 확실해?

 

내 말은 정확해

 

길이 틀리면 가만 안 둬

 

- 내 맥주 그만 먹고 일 좀 해
- 그래

 

- 가자
- 우리 간다

 

엘리엇과 로비에서 만날 거니
늦으면 안 돼

 

잘 챙겼어?
그럼 가자구

 

- 예?
- 이제 진짜로 간다

 

- 아직 있어? 나갔어요
- 나 간다

 

- 잠깐, 내 전화야
- 어딜 가?

 

- 알았어
- 여보세요?

 

케서린? 난 방금 일어났어

 

- 뭐?
- 지금이 몇 신지 알아?

 

정말?
그녀가 그랬어?

 

뭐래? 빨리 가

 

- 캐서린, 고마워, 고마워
- 몇 신지 물어봐

 

- 지금 몇 시야?
- 내일 만나서 얘기해

 

- 먹을 거 좀 없어?
- 알았어

 

어서 떠나자
어서

 

배역을 맡았어

 

배역을 맡았어!

 

- 잘됐다
- 정말 잘됐어

 

전화 다시 할 필요도 없대

 

이럴 수가!
잘됐어

 

멋져
잘해봐

 

- 아침 7시에 전화 받다니
- 대단해

 

이제 가자
그 얘기 전부 다 듣고 싶다

 

- 클레어렌스!
- 뭐?

 

아냐

 

- 관둬
- 가자

 

맥주 좀 가져가

 

닦을 것도 갖고 가고

 

명성이 되살아나는군요

 

밥 앤더슨이 크게
한방 날립니다

 

큰돈을 잃고 있어

 

그만 좀 멋 내라

 

별 볼일 없잖아

 

뭐라고? 더러운 이태리 놈아

 

괜찮아?

- 상의를 입어
- 상의 입으래

 

- 준비 됐지?
- 네

 

상의를 입어
한 팔씩 차례로

 

이건 큰 게임이야

 

- 괜찮아?
- 아뇨

 

엘리엇, 나를 봐
편해?

 

편하냐고?

아랫도리에
벽돌을 찬 것 같소

 

그곳이 제일 좋다구
몸수색할 때 거기는 안 만져

 

- 들킬 수도 있단 얘기군요
- 괜찮아

 

- 일어서면 전혀 표 안 나
- 알겠어요

 

엘리엇!
말 좀 해봐

 

- 그냥...
- 좋아요, 잘 지냈소?

 

난 엘리엇인데
미국 소년 단원이에요

 

우린 잼버리에 가서
마약을 팔고 있죠

- 정상적으로 말해
- 그만 웃겨

 

- 내가 이런 짓을 하다니?
- 잘 들리나?

 

아래층 모니터실에서
우리가 지켜보겠다

 

내가 총에라도 맞아서

 

안 들리면 어떻게 할거죠?

우린 많이 해봤으니까...

염려 말라구
우린 최고야

실수하면 안 돼

무슨 일이 생기면
우리가 달려갈게

이걸 명심해
넌 감옥 가기 싫지?

 

감옥은 싫어

 

네 보스를 감옥에 보내는 거야

 

녹음을 하는 이유는

 

할리우드의 유명인사가

 

마약 밀매자라는 걸
법정에서

 

- 입증하기 위해서야
- 그래서 해야 돼

 

넌 안 다칠 거야

 

자네가 할 일은
테이프에

 

- 그를 녹음하는 거야
- 네

 

마약 거래 내용을 말야
알았지?

 

- 정신 차려, 괜찮을 거야
- 알았어요

 

커피 가져올게

 

진짜로 농구하다 다친 거야?

 

팔꿈치로 눈을 맞고 난 뒤

 

공에 또 맞았어
뻥하고 정면으로

 

- 내 얼굴을 강타했어
- 조심해야지

 

그래

 

총은 뭐 하러 가져왔어?

 

- 만약을 위해
- 어떤 경우?

 

무슨 말을 듣고 싶냐?

 

리 도노위츠는 포주가 아냐

 

전에 난 한가질 배웠지

 

총이란 것은 필요없어도
없는 것보다는 나아

 

셰릭 씨?

 

- 안 계세요?
- 바에 있어요

 

저기 있군

 

내 목적은 감옥에
안 가는 거다

 

- 침착하자
- 안녕?

 

- 안녕
- 하이

 

제 시간에 왔군

 

그래

 

가볼까?

 

역시 넌 배우야!

 

- 엘리엇
- 왜?

 

- 무릎 꿇어
- 이런!

 

- 뭐?
- 무릎을 꿇으란 말이야!

 

너희 둘 다 닥쳐!
난 알아

 

- 내가 멍청한 놈인 줄 알지?
- 아냐

 

거짓말하지 마!

 

겁주는 거니까 넘어가지 마!

 

날 따라해 봐
"클레어렌스 너는..."

 

- 너 왜 이래?
- 빨리 말해봐!

 

"클레어렌스 넌 내가 아는
가장 멍청한 놈이다"

 

- 말해!
- 멍청이...

 

- 그는 잘못이 없어!
- 닥쳐!

난 그 정도 멍청인 아냐

 

- 알아
- 위에선 뭐가 우릴 기다리지?

 

- 뭐가 기다리냐니까!
- 쏠 것 같아

 

말 안 하면 네 얼굴에
두 방을 쏘겠다

 

못 쏠 거야

 

- 망할 자식!
- 쏘겠는데?

 

지금 내 행동이 잘못된 거라면
사과를 하겠다

 

일이 제대로 안 풀리면

 

제일 먼저 널 쏘겠어!

 

- 왜 생사람을 잡는 거야?
- 닥쳐!

 

이 자식을 날려버리겠어
죽어라

 

누가 날 좀 데려가 줘

 

더 이상 못 참겠어

 

진정해, 이 겁쟁아!

 

날 좀 데려가 줘
제발 데려가 줘

 

견뎌 내, 엘리엇!
못 참겠어

 

난 못하겠어
더 이상은 못해

누가 날 좀 구해줘

 

엘리엇, 엘리엇

- 왜?
- 미안하다

 

미안하다, 친구들아

 

미안해

 

- 뭐 이런 자식이 있지?
- 장난 그만해

 

장난이 아니었어

 

난 확신을 해야 했어

 

겁줘서 미안해

 

이런 세상에!

 

이 놈이 맘에 드는군

 

맙소사

 

- 네가 딕이냐?
- 아니

 

클레어렌스를 아나?

 

- 그래
- 그가 어딨는지 아나?

그래

 

어딨지?

 

비벌리 엠배서더

 

- 어디지?
- 그게...

 

나가서

 

쭉 내려가다
해변 쪽으로 가다보면

 

마약 한번 해보지?

 

비치우드로 한참 가다가

오른쪽으로 돌면 돼

 

계속해서 가다보면 나와

 

- 안녕, 엘리엇?
- 몬티

 

네 친구들이냐?

 

그래

 

그래 친구라고 볼 수 있지
여긴 몬티야

 

들어와
리는 화장실에 있다

 

이걸 좀 봐
믿겨져

 

- 헬리콥터야
- 미안하지만 좀...

 

클레어렌스

 

난 수색하지 마
찾는 건 여기 있어

 

무슨 배짱으로 차고 왔지?

 

사업 미팅인데

 

중무장한 당신들과
같은 속셈이지

 

- 압수하겠다
- 원한다면

 

왔군

 

모두 여기 있군
엘리엇, 소개해 봐

 

저 끝이 딕

딕, 연기력이 대단하다며?

 

가운데는 알라배마

- 반갑수
- 여긴 클레어렌스

 

- 이 자는...
- 보리스, 지금 인사중이야

 

- 도노위츠 씨?
- 그냥 리라고 부르게

 

- 리!
- 보리스, 닥쳐

수줍어 말고 들어오게

 

좋아, 리?

 

- 리!
- 리!

 

- 그래, 리
- 이 말은 정말 하고 싶었는데

 

저는 당신의 열성 팬으로
'시체로 돌아온 고향' 과

 

현재 '묵시록' 은
베트남 영화 중 최고에요

 

- 아주 고맙네
- 리!

 

- 왜?
- 이 자가 총을 찼소

 

정말인가?

 

이번 일이 두려웠지만

 

당신 사업방식에 마음 놨죠
잘난 척 하고 싶진 않소

 

원한다면 총을 내놓죠

 

말씀만 하십시오

 

그럴 필요없어
깐깐하게 굴지 말자구

 

모두 커피나 들까?

 

- 만나서 반갑네
- 나도요

 

편히들 앉게

 

- 엘리엇, 똥 밟은 얼굴이군
- 죄송해요

완전히 맛이 갔어

 

서명을 빨리 끝내면 좋겠어요

- 정신 없게 만드네
- 고마워요

 

내 영화 맘에 드나?

 

- 새 영화예요?
- 맘에 들어?

 

돈 쳐들였으니 멋져야지

 

- 얼마나 들었지?
- 35만 7천불이요

 

누군가 내 돈을 훔치고 있군

 

제목은 뭐죠?

 

- '시체 귀향' 속편
- 그래요?

 

제목은 아직 안 정했어
조는 뭐래?

 

'시체 귀향2'

 

기막힌 상상력이야
내 팬티 속은 더 기막혀

 

골 때리는 친구로군

 

오스카상을 휩쓰는
영화는 못 봐주겠어요

 

모두 축 처져서 시시하죠

 

우린 시각이 같군

 

그들은 시시한 책에서 따온
못 봐줄 영화만 만들죠

 

'매드 맥스' 나 '석양의 건맨2'
'리오 브라보' 이런 게 영화죠

 

'시체로 돌아온 고향' 은
끝내줬어요

 

오스카상을 많이 탄
영화로는 유일해요

 

- '디어 헌터' 이후로요
- 자네가 안 믿어져

 

커피보다 설탕을 좋아해?

 

스푼이 반듯하게 있는 걸
못 참죠

 

커피 좀 줄래?

 

우리 삼촌 두 분 다
베트남에 참전했는데

 

'시체로 돌아온 고향'을 보고
가장 정확한 영화라고 했죠

 

제대한 군인들은 모두
내 영화를 보고

 

가치 있다고 했어

 

건배

 

자넬 방금 만났지만
내 친구라고 해야겠어

우린 관심이 같으니까

 

지금 내 의향을 아나?
'닥터 지바고'를 보고 싶네

 

어디 있나?

 

뭘 두리번대지?

 

잠깐만요
보시면 반할 겁니다

 

- 그래야지
- 됐어!

 

- 그자 이름은?
- 도노위츠

 

이건 정제가 안 된 거니까

 

원한다면 분량을
늘릴 수 있죠

 

그렇게 할거야
커피 한잔 더 할래?

- 그러죠
- 돈은 바로 주겠네

 

이건 상품이라구

 

완벽한 물건이야

 

문제는 너무 좋은 거래에는

거짓이 존재한다는 거지

 

어떻게 돌아가는 거야?

 

- 왜 자신이 프로라고 안 하지?
- 설명해봐

 

리가 걸려들어야 해

 

샌드위치 재료가 많은데
좀 만들어봐

훈제 소고기, 호멀빵이 있지

 

- 아스피린 있어요?
- 갖다주게

 

설명하죠

 

당신은 횡재하는 겁니다

 

프로와 거래를 해왔겠지만
난 아마추어죠

 

왜 이러지?
왜 이래?

 

난 조금씩 팔면
큰돈을 벌 수 있어요

 

- 왜 이러지?
- 엘리엇의 거리가 멀어

 

- 거시기가 장난친 거야!
- 너무 멀어서 그렇다고

 

나도 당신도
마약 밀매자는 아니죠?

 

당신은 영화 제작자로
돈, 마약 다 가질 수 있어요

 

젠장!

 

- 이거 미치겠구만
- 기다려봐

 

이건 백만 불 어치라구요

 

20만 불에 팔 테니

 

백만 불을 버세요

 

내가 돈 벌 유일한 기회죠

 

나왔어

 

아내나 난 밑바닥 인생이라

 

20만 불은 큰돈이죠...

 

'당신은 정말 멋져'

자넨 더러운 경찰과
손잡았다며?

 

그 이상은 모르는 게 좋죠

 

그는 좋은 경찰이고

 

기회를 잡은 것뿐이죠

왜 그가 널 믿지?

 

함께 자랐거든요

 

마약을 잘 모르는 자네에게

 

그가 왜 팔라고 시켰지?

 

허풍을 쳤죠

 

자넨 미쳤어!

 

클레어렌스란 놈 맘에 들어

 

- 배짱이 맘에 들어
- 헤이

경찰에게 허풍친 이 친구
내 맘에 들어

 

내 맘에 쏙 들어
몬티, 돈 가져와

 

됐어, 잡으러 가자

 

완전히 잊고 있었는데
당신 역할은 뭐지?

 

- 그의 아내에요
- 맞아!

 

클레어렌스, 자네가 때린 건가?

 

농구공에 맞은 겁니다

 

- 넌 왜 이래?
- 죄송해요

- 자넨 왜 왔지?
- 전 배우에요

 

네가 그냥 배우였다면
이 방엔 못 들어왔어

 

엘리엇의 친구에요

 

문제들이 있구만

 

알았어
엘리엇은 날 알지

 

- 엘리엇! 조를 불러
- 아이구!

미술감독 말이 그 자식은

 

항상 돈을 삥땅친다더군

 

세어 보지도 않나?

 

아내가 셀 겁니다
화장실 좀 갈게요

 

그녀에게 줘

 

♬ 그녀가 떠난 후 ♬

 

♬ 난 살 곳을 찾아냈지 ♬

 

♬ 외토리 거리의 맨 끝에 있는 ♬

 

♬ 실연 호텔이라네 ♬

- 널 칭찬해야겠다
- 나 잘했어?

 

멋지게 해냈어

 

세상에!
방탄 조끼를 까먹었네

 

- 쪼다
- 셋에 들어가자

 

- 알았어
- 하나, 둘, 셋!

 

모두 바닥에 엎드려!
총 버려, 경찰이다!

 

웃기지 마!
너희가 총을 버려

- 몬티, 너 돌았냐? 하란 대로 해
- 이번이 마지막 기회다

 

너희가 마지막 기회야!
우린 다 죽일 수 있어

 

- 어서 바닥에 엎드려!
- 보리스, 제발 닥쳐

 

- 이들은 경찰이야!
- 경찰 할애비도 상관없어

 

한번도 얘길 안 했는데
난 경찰을 증오해

 

좋아, 우리 타협하자
우리도 죽긴 싫어

 

너희들을 죽이기도 싫고

 

특히 못생긴 너
총 버려, 개자식아!

 

- 212호실?
- 여기군

 

가자, 매드 독

 

- 맙소사, 젠장
- 이게 다 뭐야!!

 

- 이 자식들은 뭐지?
- 총을 버려, 어서

 

개자식들아, 총을 버려!

 

총들 내려 놔!

 

리한테 한 내 행동 어때?

 

- 그는 널 좋아해
- 내가 너무 아부했나?

 

그가 듣기 원한 말이니
아부나 같지

 

'시체로 돌아온 고향'은
정말 좋아했던 영화였어

 

그럼 아부한 게 아냐

 

네 연기는 천재적이었어
리도 그걸 알아

 

난 널 좋아해

 

언제나, 앞으로도

 

어서 총을 내려 놔!
내려 놔, 이 자식들아!

 

다임스 형사님
다임스 형사님

 

어서들 총 내려놔!
좋은 말로 할 때!

 

- 다임스 형사님
- 뭐!

 

- 다임스 형사님
- 뭐!

 

난 더 이상 할 일 없죠?

 

난 가볼 테니까

 

당신들이 처리하세요

 

닥치고 있어, 엘리엇!

 

어떻게 경찰 이름을 알지

 

그들은 널 어떻게 알고?

 

이 벌레만도 못한 놈!

 

앞으로 20년은
배우할 생각 마

 

명단에서 빼다 불지르겠다!

 

쓰레기 같은 놈!

 

아들처럼 대해줬는데
내 심장에 비수를 꽂아?

 

죽어라! 죽어!

 

그한테 손대지 마!

 

코디!

 

죽일 놈!

 

클레어렌스!

 

자기, 자기

 

여보!

기관총 가진 놈
소파 뒤에서 나와!

이태리 놈이야

 

당장 나와, 이태리 놈아!

 

웃기지 마!

 

소파 뒤에서 나와, 알았냐?

 

잠깐만

 

천천히!

 

제길! 맞았어

 

저 자식이 날 쐈어

 

자기야!

 

날 두고 죽지 마

 

괜찮을 거야

 

앰블런스를 불러 줘!

 

빨리 불러 줘

 

모두 비켜!

 

- 놔줘요!
- 이년의 얼굴을 박살낼 거야!

 

앰블런스를 불러 줘

 

닥쳐!

 

피가 나온단 말이야

영구차를 불러주마

 

이건 코디의 복수다

 

죽어라!

 

살아났어!

 

여보!

 

안 보여

 

눈에 피가 났어

 

어서 나가자

 

좋아, 어서 가

 

가만히 있어!

 

공항에 갈 차를 대라
기름을 가득 채워서!

 

백만 불을 소액권으로 갖고 와!

 

이년의 얼굴을 날릴 테다!

 

지옥 같은 날이었다

 

지금도 총소리가 들려오고

 

폭력의 냄새가 진동한다

 

내 영혼이 맑고

 

진실했음을
난 똑똑히 기억한다

 

그 일은 내 기억에서
없애야 한다

 

그들을 생각하면
가슴이 아팠다

 

그는 너무 멋졌다, 너무나

 

너무 멋졌다

 

그는 가끔씩 내게 물어본다

 

그때 총알이 심장을 뚫어
자신이 죽었다면

 

난 항상 웃었고

 

그는 불만스러워 한다

 

그러나 난 항상 웃고

 

죽진 않았을 거라 말한다

 

고통스럽게도 누구나
새벽의 별처럼 사라지게 되고

 

세상일은 다 그런 것 같다

 

그랬다면 아마도
난 엘비스라는 아들을

 

못 가졌을 것이다

 

♪Yeah ♪

 

♪ Yes, I've neverbeen
to Graceland♪

 

♪ Never took that trip ♪

 

♪ No, I never been to Vegas
'cept once on a plane ♪

 

♪ I never left the airport ♪

 

♪ Ain't goin'back again ♪

 

♪ Yes, I've never been
to Graceland♪

 

In jailhouse Rock, he was
everything rockabiIly's about.

 

Nah, nah. I mean,
he is rockabilly.

 

Mean, surly, nasty, rude.

 

In that movie, he couldn't
give a fuck about nothin'.
It's, like, rockin' and rollin',

 

Iivin' fast, dying young and leaving
a good-lookin' corpse.

 

♪ Some people said he's crazy♪♪

 

I watched that hillbilly,
and I would wanna be him so bad.

 

Elvis looked good.

 

I mean, I ain't no fag, but Elvis
was prettier than most women, you know?

 

Most women.

 

You know, I always said
if l had to fuck a guy--

 

You know, I mean, had to--
if my life depended on it--

 

I'd fuck Elvis.

 

I'd fuck Elvis.

 

- Really?
- Well, when he was alive. Not now.

 

Well, I don't blame you.
So we'd, uh, we'd both fuck Elvis.

 

It's nice to meet people with
common interests, ain't it? Yeah.

 

Well, enough about the King.
How 'bout-- How 'bout you?

 

How 'bout me, what?

 

How 'bout you go to the movies
with me tonight?

 

- What are we gonna see?
- A Sonny Chiba triple feature.

 

The Street Fighter, Return of the Street
Fighter and SisterStreet Fighter.

 

- Who's Sonny Chiba?
- Who is Sonny Chiba?

 

He is, bar none, the finest actor
working in martial arts movies today.

 

You wanna take me
to a kung fu movie?

 

Three kung fu movies.

 

I don't think so.
Not really my cup of tea.

 

Ah, all right.

 

I had to come all the
wayfrom the highways and by ways
of Tallahassee, Florida...

 

to Motor City, Detroit,
to find my true love.

 

If you gave me a million years
to ponder,

 

I would never have guessed
that true romance and Detroit
would ever go together.

 

And to this day, the events that
followed all seem like a distant dream.

 

But the dream was real and was
to change our lives forever.

 

I kept asking Clarence why our world
seemed to be collapsing...

 

and everything seemed so shitty,
and he'd say,

 

"That's the way it goes.

 

But don't forget:
It goes the other way too. "

 

That's the way romance is.
Usually, that's the way it goes.

 

But every once in a while,
it goes the other way too.

 

My heart beats,
and there's time.

 

Don't move, Tojo. you'll be
unconscious soon through lack of oxygen.

 

- It's an ancient technique.
- An oxygen--

 

Oh, look what happened.
Oh, God, I'm so sorry.

 

- That's okay. I'm fine.
- You okay?

 

Oh, Jesus. I'm the clumsiest person
in the world.

 

It's all right.
Accidents happen.

 

What a wonderful philosophy.
Thanks for being a sweet heart,

 

'cause you could've
been a real dick.

 

- Come on. Ready?
- Yes.

 

Larry, where are we going?

 

Look, we don't know
what's going to be coming next.

 

- You mean, you're scared?
- Aren't you?

 

Hey, laundromat clothes!

 

- Mind if I smoke?
- No, no.

 

Listen, do you mind
filling me in on what I missed?

 

No, no. Um--

 

Let's see. Uh, that guy up there,
that's Sonny Chiba.

 

- The Oriental?
- Yeah. The one in black.

 

- Want a Goober?
- Uh, no-- Yeah.

 

- In the beginning of the movie,
he was hired to get this guy--
- You've got popcorn all over you.

 

Thanks.
That's all right.

 

- Is he supposed to be a goodguy?
- Uh, well,

 

he ain't so much a good guy as
he is just a bad motherfucker.

 

He gets paid by people
to fuck guys up, you know?

 

You came to see three kung fu movies?

 

- Sure. Why not?
- Nothin', nothin'.

 

It's just you're a girl
after my own heart, that's all.

 

- Do you know what time it is?
- It's about 12:00.

 

I suppose you gotta
get up early, huh?

 

No, not particularly.
How come?

 

It's just after I see a movie, I like to
go get a piece of pie and talk about it.

 

It's sort of a little tradition
I have. Do you like to get pie
after you see a good movie?

 

Yeah, I love to get pie
after a movie.

 

Would like to go
get some pie with me?

 

Yeah, I'd love some pie.

 

♪ In mylife ♪

 

In that movie, he didn't
give a fuck about nothin'...

 

except rock 'n' roll, livin' fast, dyin'
young and leavin' a good-lookin' corpse.

 

Enough about the King.
How about you?

 

- How about me, what?
- Tell me-- Tell me about yourself.

 

What do you wanna know?

 

Well, for starters, uh, what
do you do, where are you from,
what's your favorite color,

 

who's your favorite movie star,
what kind of music do you like,

 

what are your turn-ons,
your turnoffs?

 

I guess the big question
is do you have a fella?

 

Okay. Ask me again,
one by one.

 

- What do you do?
- I don't remember.

 

- Where are you from?
- I don't know.

 

- What's your favorite color?
- I don't know. Black?

 

- Who's your favorite movie star?
- Burt Reynolds.

 

- You want a bite of my pie?
- Yes, I would. A little one.

 

All right. Oop.
You all right?

 

- It's good. you like it?
- Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

 

- What kind of music you like?
- Phil Spector. Girl group stuff
like "He's a Rebel."

 

What are your turn-ons?

 

Mm, Mickey Rourke. A man
who can appreciate the finer
things in life, like sugar.

 

Elvis's voice,
kung fu, pot.

 

- Turnoffs?
- Turnoffs.

 

- Mm-hmm.
- Persians.

 

Do you, uh,
have a fella?

 

Ask me that one
a little bit later.

 

In a theater full of empty seats,
why did you sit by me?

 

'Cause you looked
like a nice guy.

 

So I had to dump my popcorn
all over you.

 

I'll get the check.
Where to next?

 

- Can I peek?
- Don't peek. Keep your eyes shut.

 

All right? All right.
I'm turnin' the lights on.

 

Okay. Open 'em.

 

Oh, wow! Wow,
what a swell place to work!

 

Yeah, it's pretty cool. I
got the keys, so I just come in,
read comics, play music.

 

- You worked here a long time?
- Almost fouryears.

 

That's a long time.

 

I know, but it's not so bad.
I mean, I'm pretty friendly
with most of the customers,

 

so I just hang out, you know,
bullshit, read comic books.

 

- You get paid a lot?
- Uh, no. That's where the
trouble comes into paradise.

 

But the boss, he's a pretty nice guy. He
lets you borrow money from time to time.

 

♪ To be lonely♪

 

- You wanna see what Spider-Man
number one looks like?
- You bet.

 

Just great stories,
great characters, beautiful artwork.

 

See, in this one here, Nick, he's
gotten this ring for his sweetheart,

 

and he wears it
around his neck on a chain.

 

And later on in the story, he gets in
this fight with this Nazi bastard.

 

And the Kraut, he grabs ahold of
the chain. The ring goes overboard.

 

- ♪ But ljust don't know♪
- Nick, he dives
into the ocean to get it.

 

Isn't that cool?

 

- ♪ Haven't you heard♪
- ♪ Haven't you heard♪

 

♪ Guess we'rejust
two wounded birds ♪

 

♪ Now we're both here ♪

 

♪ And we're alone ♪

 

♪ We still don't know ♪

 

♪ What it takes
Oh, girl ♪

 

♪ We wanna feel love ♪

 

♪ We'rejust so scared♪

 

♪ I know we've got nothing ♪

 

- ♪ But haven't you heard♪
- ♪ Haven't you heard♪

 

♪ I guess we'rejust
two wounded birds ♪

 

♪ Oh, we wanna say it ♪

 

- ♪ And can't find the words ♪
- ♪ Can't find the words ♪

 

♪ I guess we'rejust
two wounded birds ♪♪

 

What is it? Are you cryin'?
What'd I do? Did I do somethin'?

 

- You didn't do nothin'.
- What is it?

 

I have something
I gotta tell you.

 

I didn't just happen to be at that
theater. I was paid to be there.

 

You were paid to be there?
Are you a theater checker?
you get paid to check up...

 

on the box office girls, make sure
they're not ripping the place off?

 

I'm not a theater checker.
I'm a call girl.

 

- You're a whore?
- No, I'm a call girl,
and there's a difference.

 

Here it goes. you know the place you
took me last night, the place you work?

 

- Heroes for Sale?
- You got a boss, right?

 

- Yeah.
- What's his name?

 

- Lance.
- That's him. He called
the place where I work.

 

He ordered a girl for you.
He said he wanted you to get laid,

 

seein' you didn't get out much
and it was your birthday and all.

 

He wanted me to act like I just
showed up. How did he know you
were gonna be at that theater?

 

Uh, well, I go to the movies
every year on my birthday.

 

In fact, he called me up
this week to find out what
my birthday movie was gonna be.

 

- You're not mad?
- No, man.

 

I can't tell you-- That's one of
the best times I ever had. It was.

 

I knew something must be rotten
in Denmark. There was no way
you could like me that much.

 

I can't tell you how relieved
I was when you took off your
dress, you didn't have a dick.

 

Stop being so fucking calm about
all this! Go look in your house!

 

There's a note on your TV.
It says "Dear Clarence," 'cause
I couldn't write any more.

 

So ljustsaid, "Alabama, come clean
andjust tell him what's what.

 

And if he tells you to go back
to Drexl and fuck yourself, then
go back and fuck yourself."

 

- Drexl? What's a Drexl?
- Please shut up! I'm trying
to come clean, okay?

 

I've been a call girl for exactly four
days, and you're my third customer.

 

I want you to know
that I am not damagedgoods.

 

I'm not what they call in Florida
"white trash." I'm a really good person.

 

And when it comes
to relationships,

 

I'm 100%--

 

I'm 100% monogamous.

 

- You staywith one guy?
- Exactly.

 

If I'm with you, then I'm with you,
and I don't want anybody else.

 

Now, I gotta tell you something else.
When you said last night...

 

was one of the best times you ever had,
did you mean physically?

 

Well, yeah. Yeah, but I'm talking
about thewhole night.

 

I mean, I never had as much fun with a
girl as I had with you in mywhole life.

 

It's true.
you like Elvis. you like Janis.

 

You like kung fu movies.
you like The Partridge Family.

 

- Star Trek.
- Actually, I don't
like The Partridge Family.

 

That was part of the act.

 

Clarence-- and I feel
really goofy saying this...

 

after only knowing you
one night...

 

and me being a call girl
and all--

 

but I think I love you.

 

Wait a second.

 

Look, I've been tryin' to keep
this whole thing in perspective.

 

You just said you love me. Now,
if l say I love you and just
throw caution to the wind...

 

and let the chips fall where
they may, and you're lyin'
to me, I'm gonna fuckin' die.

 

I'm not lyin' to you,
and I swear from this moment forth,

 

I'll never lie to you again.

 

- Whoo-hoo! Well, hello, Mrs. Worley.
- How do you do, Mr. Worley?

 

- Top of the mornin' toya, Mrs. Worley.
- Bottom of the ninth, Mr. Worley.

 

- By the way, have you seen your
lovely little wife today?
- Are you speaking...

 

of my beautiful, charming, sexywife,
Mrs. Alabama Worley?

 

-Why, are there any others, Mr. Worley?
-No. None for me. No.

 

- No. No.
- Yes. Yes.

 

Excuse me.

 

Do you think you could turn down
the heat just a teeny bit?

 

♪ It's a nice day
to start again♪♪

 

'Bama, I gotta ask you a question.
Who and what is a Drexl?

 

- Shh.
- Huh?

 

- He was my pimp.
- You had a pimp?

 

- I was a call girl.
Call girls have pimps.
- Was he black?

 

He thinks he is. He said his mama was
an Apache, but I suspect he's lyin'.

 

- Is he nice?
- [ Laughs ] I wouldn't go
so far as to call him nice,

 

but he treated me
pretty decent.

 

I was only there for four days.
He got a little bit rough the other day.

 

- What do you mean? With you?
- No. My friend Arlene.

 

- What did he do to Arlene?
- Slapped her around
a little bit, kicked her.

 

- It was pretty scary.
- This motherfucker sounds beautiful.

 

What'd you do to end up
with a son of a bitch like that?

 

- What you motherfuckers talkin' about?
- Floyd say he don't be eatin' pussy.

 

Drexl, shit. Anynigga sayhe don't
eat pussyis is lyin'his ass off.

 

- I heard that.
- Hold on a second, Big "D."
you sayin' you eat pussy?

 

Yeah, motherfucker. I eat everything.
I eat pussy. I eat the butt.

 

- I eat every motherfuckin' thing.
- If I ever did eat some pussy--

 

I would never eat any pussy, right?
But if I did eat some pussy,

 

I sure as hell wouldn't
tell no-goddamn-body about it.

 

- I'd be ashamed as a motherfucker, man.
- Nigga, you smoke enough Sherm,

 

Your dumb ass'll do a lot
of mother fuckin' things.

 

You'd be up in there
suckin' niggas' dicks!

 

- Oh.
- Yo, man! Fuck you guys!

 

- You guys is fucked up.
- Yo, yo, why you trippin'?
We just fuckin' with you.

 

In fact, I'm gonna show you what I mean
with a little demonstration.

 

Toss me the burner.

 

All right. Peep this.

 

Pretend it's
that fine centerfold bitch.

 

Know what I'm sayin'?
And you're you.

 

♪ You say it ain't tough I gotya
I can't get enough, Get it♪

 

♪ Get it, get it♪

 

♪ Get it♪♪

 

Ooh!

 

- Honey, where are you going?
- Bathroom.

 

Johnny!

 

- Oh.
- ♪ I'm so lonely ♪

 

♪ I'm so lonely ♪

 

♪ I'm so lonely
I could die ♪♪

 

- Well, can you live with it?
- What?

 

- I said, can you live with it?
- Live with what?

 

That son of a bitch walkin'around,
breathing the same air as you,

 

gettin'away
with it every day.

 

- Are you haunted?
- Yeah.

 

- you wanna get un-haunted?
- Oh, yeah.

 

Well, I'd kill him,
shoot him in the face,

 

put hi m down Iike a dog.

 

-I can't believe what you're tellin' me.
-I'm just sayin' what I'd do.

 

- You'd do that?
- Fuck don't deserve to live.

 

Look, he's hauntin' me,
you know? I mean,

 

I do wanna kill him, but I don't wanna
spend the rest of my life in jail.

 

- Hey, man, I don't blame you.
- lf l thought I'd get awaywith it--

 

Get awaywith it?
Killing's the hard part.

 

Gettin' awaywith it, that's easy. you
think a cop gives a fuck about a pimp?

 

Listen. Everypimp
in the worldgets shot.

 

Two in the back of the fuckin' head.
Cops'd throw a party, man.

 

As long as you're not at the scene of
the crime, smokin' gun in your hand,

 

You'd get awaywith it.

 

Clarence, I like you.
I always have.

 

Always will.

 

- 'Bama.
- Where are you goin'?

 

I need you to
write down your former address.

 

- Why?
- Well, so I can go over there
and pick up your stuff.

 

Oh, baby. Come on, Clarence.
I just wanna disappear from there.

 

Look, 'Bama, I know he scares
the shit out of you, but I'm
not scared of that motherfucker.

 

You are completely out of his reach.
He poses no threat to you.

 

Ifhe doesn't matter, which he
doesn't, it would seem silly--
You to lose all your things.

 

- Now, that's all.
- Shh. Listen.

 

- You don't know him.
- No. you don't know me,

 

not when it comes
to shit like this.

 

I need to do this. I want you to know
that you can count on me to protect you.

 

Come on. Please.
Just write it down.

 

- This isn't a good idea.
- I tell ya, it's gonna be fine.

 

I'll be in and out
of there.

 

- Be careful.
- I will.

 

- I love you.
- Love you too.

 

- You want something?
- Hey. you Drexl?

 

- No, man. I'm Marty.
- Well, I wanna talk to Drexl.

 

- What the fuck you wanna
talk to him about?
- It's about Alabama.

 

He was askin'
about Alabama.

 

- Where the fuck is that bitch?
- She's with me.

 

- Who the fuck are you?
- I'm her husband.

 

Well, that makes us
practically related.

 

You have aseat, boy.
Grab yourselfa'egg roll.

 

We got everything here from
a Little-Eyed Joe to damned if I know.

 

No, thanks.

 

"No, thanks"?
What that mean, hmm?

 

I think you're too scared to be eatin'.

 

Now, see, we're sittin' down here,
ready to negotiate,

 

and you've already
given up your shit.

 

I'm still a mystery to you,
but I know exactlywhere
yourwhite ass is comin' from.

 

See, if l ask if you want some
dinner and you grab a' egg roll
and start to chow down,

 

I say to myself, this motherfucker, he's
carryin' on like he ain't got a care.

 

And who knows?
Maybe he don't.

 

Maybe this fool is such
a bad motherfucker, he don't
got to worry about nothin'.

 

Hejust sit down,
watch mymother fuckin' TV.

 

See?

 

You ain't even
sat down yet.

 

Man, that TV over there-- Since
you been in the room, there's
a woman with her "breastuses"...

 

hangin'out, and you ain't
even bothered to look.

 

You just been clockin' me.

 

I know I'm pretty,

 

but I ain't as pretty
as a couple of titties.

 

Ooh, wee! This child be fierce.

 

I'm not eatin' 'cause I'm not hungry.
I'm not sittin' 'cause I'm not stayin'.

 

I ain't lookin' at the movie 'cause l
already seen it seven years ago.

 

It's The Mack. MaxJulian,
Carol Speed and Richard Pryor.

 

I ain't scared of ya.
I just don't likeya.

 

In that envelope right there
is some payoff money. Alabama
is movin' to greener pastures.

 

We're not negotiatin'. I don't
barter. What's in that envelope
is for my peace of mind.

 

My peace of mind is worth that much,
not one penny more.

 

It's empty.

 

Marty, you know
what we got here?

 

Motherfuckin'
Charlie Bronson.

 

Mr. Majestyk?

 

Lookie here, Charlie.

 

None of this bullshit is necessary.
I don't got no hold over Alabama.

 

I was just tryin'
to lend the girl a helpin' hand.

 

Come here, you mother--

 

This is what you get...

 

if you fuck with me,
white boy!

 

Talkin' that smack in front
of my motherfuckin' freaks!

 

Shit, motherfucker!
your ass gotta be crazy!

 

You must've thought
it was white boy day, huh?

 

- It ain't white boy day, is it?
- No, man. It ain't white boy day.

 

Shit, man. you done
fucked up again. Huh?

 

Well, well, well.
Lookie what we got here.

 

"Clarence Worley"?

 

It sounds almost like a nigger name.
And I know where you live.

 

4900 160 Street,
apartment 48.

 

And I make a million-dollar bet
that Alabama is at the same address.

 

Marty, take the car. Go get her.
Bring her dumb ass back here.

 

- I think I'll keep lover boy
here entertained.
- Roxanne, where's myjacket?

 

- Hey, Roxanne!
- Hey, Marty, what the fuck
are you doin'?

 

- I gotta find myjacket.
- Look in the fuckin'hamper.

 

Drexl?

 

You! Get a bag
and put Alabama's things in it.

 

Wanna get fuckin' shot? Get a bag
and put Alabama's things in it.

 

Ijust did you the biggest fuckin'favor
of yourlife!

 

Open your eyes. I said,
open your fuckin' eyes!

 

You thought it was pretty
fuckin' funny, didn't you?

 

Well, fuck you!
Fuck you, you piece of shit!

 

Don't fuckin' move!

 

I was selfish.
I know I was selfish.

 

I was, but I was
carrying your child.

 

Please don't leave.

 

And if l told you--

 

I killed him.
Want a hamburger or somethin'?
I'm fuckin' starvin' to death.

 

- Is this a joke?
- No joke.

 

Mmm. That's probably the best
goddamn fuckin' hamburger
I ever had in my entire life.

 

I've neverhada hamburger
taste this good.

 

Come on. Eat something.
you'll feel better.

 

You and I had this one night.

 

What the fuck you cryin' for, huh?
Huh?

 

I mean, Christ, he's not worth
one of your tears.

 

Would you rather it have been me?
Is that it, huh?

 

Is that what you want? I mean,
do you love him? Do you love him?

 

I said,
do you fuckin' love him, huh?

 

- I think what you did wa--
- What?
- I think what you did...

 

- What?
- was so romantic.

 

Yeah.

 

- Oh, baby, you're bleeding.
- Yeah.

 

I got your things
right here.

 

- Clean clothes.
- Uh-huh.

 

- I love you.
- I love you.

 

There's a God.

 

Ohh.

 

The-- These
aren't my clothes.

 

♪ A little bitty tear
let me down ♪

 

♪ Spoilin' my act
as a clown ♪

 

♪ I was all made up
not to frown ♪

 

♪ But a little bitty tear
let me down ♪

 

♪ A little bitty tear
let me down ♪

 

♪ Spoilin' my act as a clown ♪

 

Rommel, where are you?
Come here. Come on, boy.

 

Get in here. you get in here now.
Get in there. Go on.

 

♪ You said you were leavin' tomorrow♪

 

♪ That today was our last day ♪

 

♪ I said
there'd be no sorrow ♪

 

♪ That I'd laugh
when you walked away ♪

 

♪ A little bitty tear let me down ♪

 

♪ Spoiled my act as a clown ♪

 

♪ I had it made up
not to make a frown ♪

 

♪ But a little bitty tear
let me down ♪♪

 

Good morni n', Daddy.
Hey, Rom mel.

 

Long time, no see, huh?
Oh, yeah. Good boy. Good boy.

 

Now, you're gonna
have to excuse the place.

 

I haven't been exactly doin'
a lot of entertainment...

 

of company as of late.

 

I'm sorry if l seem
a little tense,

 

but you're the last person in the world
that I expected to see this morning.

 

That's okay, Dad. I tend to
have that effect on people.

 

You, uh, you got anything to drink
around here? I'm dyin'of thirst.

 

There should be--
There should be a 7 UP in there.

 

Anythi ng stronger? Probably not.
Beer? you can drink beer, can't you?

 

I can, but I don't.

 

Yeah, that's
about all I ever eat.

 

Excuse me.

 

Hello, hello, hello.
I'm his father.

 

- How are you?
- That's all right.
I'm his wife, Alabama Worley.

 

- Pleased to meetya.
- We got married.

 

Yeah.

 

Well, lover, why don't you be a sport
and go get us some beer?

 

You want some beer? I mean,
if you want some, it'll be here.

 

All right? Where is there
a liquor store around here?

 

There's a party store
down on 54th Street.

 

Get a six-pack
of somethin' imported.

 

Hard to tell you what to get,
'cause different places
have different things. Here.

 

- That should cover it. Okeydokey.
- Okeydokey, Doggy Daddy.

 

Okay.

 

Ain't she the sweetest goddamn thing
you ever saw in your whole life?

 

I mean, she--
she a four-alarm fire orwhat?

 

- She seems very nice.
- Nice?

 

Daddy, "nice" ain't the word. I mean,
this girl, she's a peach, you know?

 

She even tastes like a peach.

 

You can tell I'm in love with her,
can't you?

 

No. Wait.
I gotta talk.

 

Clarence,
sit down, shut up.

 

You're givin' me
a fuckin' headache.

 

I mean, you're so much like your mother
I can't believe it.

 

You're your fuckin' mother
through and through. I haven't
heard from you in threeyears.

 

You show up all of a sudden
at 8:00 in the morning.

 

You walk in here
like a goddamn bulldozer.

 

And don't get mewrong.
I love you. I'm glad to see you.

 

But slow it down, man.

 

All right?

 

Now,

 

when did you get married?

 

Daddy, uh...

 

I'm in big fuckin' trouble.

 

I really need your help.

 

No, no, no, no.
Stop talking.

 

- What do you want from me?
- What?

 

What do you want from me?
Stop acting like an infant.

 

You're here because you want me
to help you in some way. What
do you need from me? Money?

 

- No. You still
have friends on the force?
- Yes, I still have friends.

 

Well, then, could you just
find out ifthey know anything
about us? I don't think...

 

they know shit, but I don't wanna think;
I wanna know for sure.

 

- You could do that, right?
- What makes you think
that I could do that?

 

- 'Cause you were a cop.
- But what makes you think
that I would do that?

 

- 'Cause I'm your son.
- Oh, You're my son.

 

Oh, You got it, huh,
all worked out, don't you, huh?

 

- Oh, yeah.
- Look. I mean, goddamn, I have never
asked you for a goddamn thing.

 

ButJesus fuckin' Christ,
after Mom divorced you, did l
ever ask you for anything?

 

No, I didn't. When I wouldn't see you
for a year and a halfto twoyears,

 

did I ever get
in your shit about it?

 

And that whole fuckin' time you
were drunk, did I ever get mad
and point my finger at you?

 

No, I never did.
Everybody else did, but I didn't.

 

Now, look. I just need help, and you can
fuckin' help me, all right?

 

Now, I'm basically
a pretty resourceful guy. if l
didn't need it, I wouldn't ask.

 

I mean, if you wanna say no,
then fine, forget it.

 

Don't worry about it.
No problem. I'm goin'. All right?

 

The Virgin's back!

 

Thank God. I could eat a horse if you
slapped enough ketchup on it.

 

- I didn't get you any chicken.
-Well, how come?

 

Honey, it's too early in the morning.
It's only 9:00.

 

Son of a bitch.

 

- Dick Ritchie. Dick Ritchie!
- That's me. I'm me.

 

- Come inside.
- Okay.

 

Sit. Sit, sit, sit.

 

Now, the part you'll be reading
for is one of the bad guys.

 

- There's Brian and Marty.
- Who?

 

- Is there a problem?
- No. No.

 

Peter Breck has already been cast
in the part of Brian.

 

So you'll be reading
for the role of Marty.

 

In this scene,
you're both in a car,

 

and Bill Shatner
is hanging on the hood.

 

What you wanna do
is get him off.

 

All right. I'm Marty.

 

- Ready?
- Yeah. Okay.

 

I'm driving. Okay.

 

- Where the fuck did he come from?
- I don't know.

 

- He just appeared like magic.
- Well, don't just sit there.

 

Shoot him.

 

Get him!

 

Thank you, Mr. Ritchie. I'm very
impressed. you're a very fine actor.

 

- Thank you.
- Thank you.

 

- We'll let you know.
- Okay.

 

- Okay, one-handed.
- One-handed. There we go. Oh!

 

Then the other one there.

 

Here comes the train.

 

Well, they found nothing.

 

In fact,
they think it's drug related.

 

Uh, drug related?
Why drug related?

 

Well, apparently, Drexl had
his big toe stuck in that shit.

 

- Really?
- Drexl had an association with
a fellow named Blue Lou Boyle.

 

- Name mean anything to you?
- No.

 

Well, if you don't hang around
his circle, no reason it should.

 

- Why? Who is he?
- Gangster, drug dealer.

 

Somebody that you don'twant on
your ass. Now, look, Clarence,

 

the more I hear
about this Drexl fucker,

 

the more I think
you did the right thing.

 

This guywasn't
just some wild flake.

 

No, man. That's what l
was trying to tell you before.

 

The guywas like
a mad dog.

 

So, the cops, they don't think--
They're not after us.

 

No. Until they hear
something better,

 

they'll just assume Drexl had
a falling-out with Blue Lou.

 

And once you leave town,
I wouldn't even worry about it.

 

Thanks a lot, Daddy.
you really came through for me.

 

I got some money I could give you.

 

No. Keep it. Keep it.

 

Well, now, son,

 

I want you
to know that, uh,

 

I hope everything works out
with you and Alabama.

 

I like her.

 

And I think you...
make a real cute couple.

 

Yeah, well, now, you--
you stay out of trouble.

 

Hmm?

 

Remember, you got a-- you got
a wife to think about now.

 

Quit fuckin' around.

 

Son...

 

I love you.

 

- All right.
- All right.

 

This is my friend Dick Ritchie's number
and address in Hollywood.

 

That's where
we're gonna be.

 

You can get in touch
with me through him.

 

Come on, Alabama.
We're taking off. Kiss Pops good-bye.

 

Bye, Daddy.
Hope to see you again soon.

 

Hey! Hey! What kind
of smackaroo is that?

 

- We'll send you a postcard
from Hollywood, all right?
- Alabama.

 

- Alabama.
- Yes, sir?

 

- Take care of that one for me.
- Don't worry, Daddy.

 

- I'm gonna keep this fellow
on a short leash.
-As the sun sets...

 

slowly in the West,
we bid you a fond farewell.

 

- Bye, Daddy!
- See you later, Pops!

 

Son of a bitch was right.

 

She tastes like a peach.
Come on, Rommel!

 

Come on, boy!
Come on! Come on!

 

Hello.

 

- Hello, baby!
- Hello, baby!

 

- Clarence?
- You got it.

 

Clarence, it's great to hear from you.
What's going on?

 

- Well, you are gonna
be seeing me shortly.
- You're coming to L.A.? When?

 

Uh, tomorrow.

 

There is a story behind all that.
I will tell you when I see you.

 

And by the way, I ain't gonna be alone.
I am bringing my lovely wife.

 

Get the fuck out of here.
Clarence, you got married?

 

- I'm a married man, buddy.
- ♪ Chantillylace♪

 

I'm a married man. you wanna say hello
to my better half? Come here.

 

- Hi, Dick. This is Alabama Worley.
- How you doing, Alabama?

 

Hi. Clarence told me all about you.
He said you were his best friend.

 

- So I guess that makes you
my best friend too.
- Tell him we gotta go.

 

- Clarence says we gotta be going.
- Can I speak to Clarence?

 

- Ask him if he got the letter.
- Did you get the letter?

 

- What letter?
- What letter?

 

- Letters.
- Letters.

 

- I didn't get any letter.
- Has he gotten his mail yet?

 

- Have you gotten your mail yet?
- Well, no. My roommate Floyd--

 

- Has he looked through it?
- Have you looked through it? No.

 

Tell him to go
look through it.

 

Go and, uh--
Go look through it.

 

Wait. Can I speak
to Clarence, please?

 

- He wants to talk to you.
- No time. Tell him we gotta go.

 

- No time. Read the letter.
- Read the letter.

 

Tell him I love him.
Tell him as of tomorrow--

 

- He loves you. Honey, hold this.
- All right.

 

- As of tomorrow, all of
his money problems...
- As of tomorrow,

 

- are gonna be over.
- all your money problems
are gonna be... over.

 

Hello?
What money problems?

 

Hello? Hello?

 

♪ You know what I like♪

 

♪ Chantillylace
anda prettyface♪

 

♪ A ponytail hangin'down♪

 

♪ A wiggle in the walk
anda giggle in the talk, Lord♪

 

♪ Make the world go 'round♪

 

Floyd, you used up the last piece
of toilet paper!

 

♪ Make me act so funny
Make me spend my money ♪

 

♪ Make me feel real loose
like a long-necked goose ♪

 

♪ Oh, baby
that's-a what I like ♪♪

 

Hey! Hey! Rommel!

 

Hey, come here!
Rommel! Rommel!

 

Frankie, tell Luca to go outside
and do you know what.

 

Do you know who I am,
Mr. Worley?

 

I give up. Who are you?

 

I'm the Antichrist.
You got me in a vendetta kind of mood.

 

You tell the angels in heaven
you've never seen evil
so singularly personified...

 

as you did in the face
of the man who killed you.

 

My name is Vincent Coccotti. I work
as counsel for Mr. Blue Lou Boyle,

 

the man
your son stole from.

 

I hear you were once a cop, so l
can assume you have heard of us before.

 

- Am I correct?
- I've heard of Blue Lou Boyle.

 

I'm glad.

 

Hopefully, that will clear up
the "how full of shit am l" question...

 

You've been asking yourself.

 

We're gonna have
a little "Q' and "A."

 

And at the risk of
sounding redundant,

 

please make
your answers genuine.

 

You want a Chesterfield?

 

No.

 

I have a son of my own,
about your boy's age.

 

I can imagine how painful
this must be for you.

 

But Clarence...

 

and that bitch of a girlfriend of his
brought this all on themselves.

 

I implore you not to go down
that road with them.

 

You could always take comfort
in the fact you never had a choice.

 

Look, I'd like to help you if l could,
but I haven't seen Clarence.

 

- You see that?
- Ah, shit!

 

- Fuck!
- That smarts, doesn't it?

 

To get slammed in the nose.

 

Fucks you all up.

 

You get that pain shooting through your
brain. your eyes fill up with water.

 

That ain't anykind of fun.

 

But what I have to offer you,
that's as good as it's gonna get.

 

And it won't ever
get that good again.

 

We talked to your neighbors.
They saw a Cadillac.

 

Purple Cadillac.

 

Clarence's purple Cadillac, parked
in front of your traileryesterday.

 

Mr. Worley,
you seen your son?

 

- I've seen him.
- I can't be sure...

 

of how much
of what he told you, so...

 

in the chance you're in the dark
about some of this,

 

Iet me shed some light.

 

Thatwhore your boy
hangs around with,

 

her pimp
is an associate of mine.

 

Among his pimping
and other affairs,

 

heworks for me
in a courier capacity.

 

Well, apparently,

 

that dirty littlewhore found out
we were gonna do some business...

 

'cause your son,
the cowboy, and his flame...

 

came into the room blazing
and didn't stop...

 

until theywere pretty sure
everybodywas dead.

 

What are you
talking about?

 

I'm talking
about a massacre.

 

They snatched my narcotics.

 

Hightailed it out of there.
Would have got awaywith it,

 

but your son,
fuck-head that he is,

 

Ieft his driver's license
in the dead guy's hand.

 

- You know, I don't believe you.
- That's of minorimportance.

 

What is of major fucking importance
is that I believe you.

 

Where did they go?

 

On their honeymoon.

 

I'm getting angry asking
the same question a second time.

 

- Where did theygo?
- They didn't tell me.

 

You just wait a minute
and listen to me.

 

I haven't seen Clarence
in threeyears.

 

Heshows upyesterday...

 

with a young girl,
saying that he got married.

 

He asked for, uh,

 

some quick cash
to go on a honeymoon.

 

He asked me
if he could borrow $500.

 

I felt like helping him,
so I wrote him out a check.

 

We went to breakfast
in the morning.

 

And that's the last
I saw of him,

 

so help me God.

 

They never thought to tell me
where they were going.

 

And I never
thought to ask.

 

No!

 

Don Vincenzo.

 

You know,
Sicilians are great liars.

 

The best in the world.

 

I'm Sicilian.

 

My fatherwas the world heavyweight
champion of Sicilian liars.

 

From growing upwith him,
I learned the pantomime.

 

There are 17 different things a guy can
dowhen he lies to give himselfaway.

 

A guy's got 17 pantomimes.
Awoman's got 20.

 

A guy's got 17. But if you know them
like you know your own face,

 

they'd beat lie detectors
all to hell.

 

Now, what we got here is
a little game of show-and-tell.

 

You don't wanna show me nothing,
but you're telling me everything.

 

I know you knowwhere they are,
so... tell me...

 

before I do some damage
you won't walk away from.

 

Could I have one
of those Chesterfields now?

 

Sure.

 

You got a... match?
No. Wait. No, no.

 

Don't bother.
I got one.

 

- You're Sicilian, huh?
- Yeah. Sicilian.

 

You know...

 

I read a lot,

 

especially about things--
about history.

 

I find that shit fascinating.

 

Here's a fact I don't know
whether you know or not.

 

Sicilians were
spawned by niggers.

 

Come again?

 

No, it's-- it's a fact.
Yeah. you see, uh,

 

Sicilians have, uh,

 

black blood pumping
through their hearts.

 

If you-- lf you don't believe me,
uh, you can look it up.

 

Hundreds and hundreds
of years ago, uh, you see, um,

 

the Moors conquered Sicily.

 

And the Moors are niggers.

 

You see, way back then, uh,

 

Sicilians were like, uh,
wops from northern ltaly.

 

They all had blond hair
and blue eyes.

 

But, uh, well--

 

then the Moors moved
in there, and...

 

well, they changed
the whole country.

 

They did so much fucking
with Sicilian women...

 

that they changed
the whole bloodline forever.

 

That's why...

 

blond hair and blue eyes
became black hair and dark skin.

 

You know, it's absolutely
amazing to me...

 

to think that to this day,
hundreds of years later,

 

that-- that Sicilians...

 

still carry that nigger gene.

 

Now, this--

 

No, I'm quoting history.

 

It's written.
It's a fact. It's written.

 

- I love this guy.
- No.

 

Your ancestors are niggers. Huh?

 

Hey.

 

Yeah.

 

And-- And your great-great-great-great-
grandmother...

 

fucked a nigger.

 

Yeah. And she had
a half-nigger kid.

 

Now, if that's
a fact, tell me,

 

am I lying?

 

'Cause you--

 

You're part eggplant.

 

Huh? Hey, hey, hey.

 

You're a cantaloupe.

 

That's beautiful.

 

I haven't killed anybody...

 

since 1984.

 

Go to this comedian's
son's apartment.

 

Come backwith something
that tells me where that asshole went...

 

so I can wipe
this egg off my face.

 

Fix this fucked-up
family for good.

 

Hey, boss.

 

Get ready to be happy.

 

Morning, everybody.
It's 6:22 here in L.A.

 

I'm David Perry
at K.B.L. U.

 

Hello? Hi.

 

Floyd.

 

Floyd. Can't you answer
the door at least for me?

 

Oh, man, I didn't
even hear it.

 

Hello?

 

- You can't help me out
every now and then?
- Hi.

 

Yes.

 

- You call for a date?
- Huh?

 

- Hey!
- I knew it was you! How you doing?

 

- Dick, this is Alabama.
Alabama, this is Dick.
- Nice to meet you.

 

- Howlong have you been living here?
- Hi. I'm Alabama.

 

- Clarence, you look good.
- This is a great place. This is nice.

 

I'm starving. Let's get something
to eat. Who's this?

 

- It's Floyd.
- Floyd. Let's go.

 

Okay, Floyd, watch yourself.
Be careful.

 

Hey.

 

Hey, I didn't
tell you guys yet?

 

I had this really, really good audition
for TJ. Hooker the other day.

 

- You're gonna be on TJ. Hooker?
- Yeah. It's the new TJ. Hooker.

 

- Knock on wood.
- You get to meet Captain Kirk?

 

Well, you don't get
to meet him in the audition.

 

But if I get the part--
Hope, hope.

 

- That would be amazing.
- It would be cool. It would be a real--

 

Meeting Captain Kirk,
that would be cool.

 

Here we are.

 

Oh!

 

The honeymoon suite.

 

You're really in love,
aren't you?

 

Very first time in my life.
you know what that's like?

 

No.

 

- Nah.
- Shut the fuck up. Hey.

 

What are you doing
in L.A. anyway, huh?

 

Holy Mary,
Mother of God.

 

This shit
can't be real.

 

- lt'll get you high.
- What?

 

- I said, it'll get you high.
- Hey, we got cable.

 

- You want some wine, sweetheart?
- Yeah,just a little bit.

 

I'm not much
of a wine gal.

 

This stuff is fucking real.
This is fucking real, Clarence.

 

- I certainly hope so.
- You've got a hell
of a lot of cocaine here, man.

 

- I know.
- Do you realize how much
fucking coke you have here?

 

No. Tell me.

 

I don't know,
but it's a fucking lot.

 

This is--
This is Drexl's coke?

 

No, Drexl's dead, you see.
It's Clarence's coke.

 

And Clarence, he can do whatever
he wants with it.

 

What Clarence wants to do
is to sell it.

 

Then me and 'Bama, we're gonna
jump a jetplane and spend the
rest of our lives spending it.

 

You got myletter?
you lined up buyers forme?

 

- Listen, Clarence,
I'm notJoe Cocaine, okay?
- you're an actor.

 

I hear these Hollywood guys get it
delivered to the set all the time.

 

Well, they do, all right?
They do.

 

And maybe one day, when I start
being a successful actor,
I'll be like one of those guys.

 

But until that day,
I ain't got nothing.

 

I don't have a pot to piss in
or a window to throw it out.
All I got is fucking Floyd.

 

If you want me to help you sell a little
bit at a time, that's all I can do.

 

No, no. None of that
little-bit-at-a-time shit.

 

It's got to be thewhole
enchilada in one shot, and
that's theway it's gotta be.

 

Clarence, do you have any idea
how difficult that's gonna be?

 

What the fuck
are you talking about?

 

I'm offering halfa million
dollars' worth of white for
200 grand. That's difficult?

 

Very difficult. That's very difficult,
do you understand?

 

It's difficult because you're selling
to a particular group.

 

Fat cats. Big shots.
Guys who can afford $200,000.

 

And guys who can use a whole
fucking suitcase full of cocaine.

 

Basically, Clarence,
guys I don't know.

 

Andguys you don't know. Andmore
importantly, they don't know you.

 

Come on, Dick.

 

Okay, Clarence. Listen.

 

There's one guy that I know that can
help you out, Clarence,

 

but... I'm not
guaranteeing you anything.

 

Is he big league?

 

No. He's not big league.
Okay?

 

But he works as an assistant to a very
big movie producer named Lee Donowitz.

 

Lee Donowitz could afford
and can use...

 

$200,000 worth of coke,

 

- being that that's what you have.
- So what did you tell him?

 

What the fuck you expect me
to tell him, huh?

 

I didn't know what the hell
was bullshit and what wasn't.

 

And besides, Floyd smoked
the second page of the letter. Okay?

 

What's this
acting class guy's name?

 

Elliot.

 

Elliot what?

 

Elliot Blitzer.

 

Okay, we'll get him on the phone
and we'll arrange a meeting...

 

so we can get through all this
getting-to-know- you stuff.

 

- Where?
- Where should we meet?

 

- Roller coaster.
- Roller coasters.

 

So, you got, uh-- you got
$500,000 worth of cola...

 

that you're unloading
for $200,000.

 

- You want an animal cracker?
- Um, thanks.

 

Wait.
Save the gorillas.

 

Thanks.

 

That's all right.
Anyway, thanks.

 

So, you got-- you got
$500,000 worth of cola...

 

that you're unloading
for $200,000.

 

"Unloading." That is a hell of a way
to describe the bargain of a lifetime.

 

Where did you get it?

 

Where did I get it?

 

I, uh-- I grow it
on mywindowsill.

 

See, the light's really good up there.
I'm up high enough off the street...

 

so you can't see it.

 

- ltworks perfectly.
- Yeah.

 

Where, really--
where does it come from?

 

- Where does it come from? Coca leaves.
- Yeah.

 

- You know what? I'm out of here.
- Elliot, chill out.

 

Sit down here. All right?
We're both here.

 

We might as well enjoy the ride. I'll
tell you, okay? But keep it quiet.

 

If Dick didn't ensure me you're
good people, I'd just tell you,
"None of your fucking business."

 

- Okay, okay, okay.
- This is gonna be fun.

 

Let's go!

 

The truth of the matter is,
I got a friend in the department.

 

What department?

 

"What department?"
What do you think, eight ball?

 

- The police department?
- Give the man a prize!

 

About a year and a half ago, this friend
of mine got access to the evidence room,

 

and he snagged this coke, but he's
a good cop with a wife and a kid.

 

So he held on to it
forabout ayearanda half,

 

- until he founda guyhe could trust.
- And he trusts you?

 

Yeah. We were in 4-H together.
We've known each other since
childhood. I'm handling sales.

 

He's my silent partner. He knows if l
get fucked up, I won't drop dime on him.

 

- Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
- Okay? Now, no further, you understand?

 

He's kind of paranoid. I didn't tell
you nothing. you didn't hear nothing.

 

I didn't hear nothing!

 

Here we go!

 

Ride it out, baby!

 

Yeah!

 

We're going in for another one!
Hang on, Elliot! Whoo!

 

Oh, yeah, we got this puppy.
This was a good idea.

 

Elliot looks a little green.

 

Elliot, do I look like
a beautiful blond with big tits...

 

and an ass that tastes
like French vanilla ice cream?

 

What?

 

Do I look like a beautiful blond
with big tits...

 

and an ass that tastes like
French vanilla ice cream?

 

No.

 

No. Okay, then why are you telling me
all this bullshit, huh?

 

- What, you wanna fuck me?
- Clarence.

 

- He's sick.
- Let me handle this, all right?

 

Look. you know what?
Just get it straight.

 

Lee is not
into taking risks, okay?

 

He's got a couple of guys.
He's been dealing with them foryears.

 

They're reliable, they're dependable,
and they're safe.

 

Riddle me this, Batman.

 

If you're all so much in love with each
other, what the hell are you doing here?

 

I'm sure you got better things
to do with your time...

 

than hang around upside down
on a roller coaster all day.

 

Your guy is interested because with
that much shit at his fingertips,

 

he could playJoe-fucking-Hollywood
until the wheels come off.

 

He can sell it.
He can snort it.

 

He can play Santa Claus with it
as far as I'm concerned.

 

At the price he's paying, he's gonna be
able to afford to just throw it around.

 

He's gonna be everybody's
best friend, all right?

 

I mean, I'm not
putting him down here.

 

It's his money. Let him do
whatever the hell he wants.

 

But don't expect me and my friends
to hang around forever,

 

waiting for you guys
to grow some guts.

 

- Yeah, hello?
- Hi, Lee.

 

Elliot, it's Sunday. Can you tell me
why I'm talking to you on Sunday?

 

I don't see enough of you all week,
I gotta talk to you on Sunday too?

 

I'm with that party that you wanted me
to get togetherwith, Lee.

 

- You know who I'm talking about?
- I don't believe this.

 

Elliot, why the hell are you
talking to me on my phone about that?

 

Well, because I'm standing--
I'm standing with the guy,

 

and he insists
on talking to you.

 

Are you out
of yourfucking mind?

 

He said that if l didn't
get you on the phone, hewould--

 

Hello, Lee. It's Clarence.
At lastwe speak.

 

First of all, Lee,
I'm a reallybig fan of yours.

 

That's why I wanna open
Dr. Zhivago in L.A.

 

And I need you and your abilities
to distribute it.

 

Uh, Clarence. Uh--

 

I don't know, Clarence.
Dr. Zhivago is a pretty big movie.

 

The biggest movie you've
ever dealt with, Lee.

 

We're talking
a lot of film here.

 

A man would have to be an idiot
not to be a little bit cautious
about a movie like that.

 

And, Lee,
you are no idiot.

 

No, no. I'm not saying
I'm not interested, Clarence.

 

Being a distributor is not what I'm all
about. I'm a movie producer, you know?

 

I am on this earth
to make good movies.

 

Nothing more and nothing--
well, maybe less sometimes.

 

Hey!

 

Choose a fucking lane!

 

No, not you.Just some idiot--
Don't give me the finger!

 

I'll fucking
have you killed!

 

The bottom line is, I am not Paramount.
you know what I'm saying?

 

I got a select few
distributors I deal with.

 

I buy their little movies, and l
accomplish what I wanna accomplish...

 

and get the fuck
out of there.

 

Very businesslike, very easy
and very little risk, Clarence.

 

Lee, we're talking Dr. Zhivago.
This will be packing 'em in
for a year and a half.

 

Twoyears. That is two years
You're not gonna have to deal...

 

with anybody else's
movie but mine.

 

Nobody's but yours.
Well, what is the rush here?

 

I just wanna be able
to announce this deal at Cannes.

 

If l had time for a courtship,
Lee, I would. I'd take you out,
hold your hand, kiss your cheek.

 

But I'm not
in that position.

 

I need to know right now if you
and I are in bed together or not.

 

If you want my movie, you're
gonna have to come to terms
with your fear and desire.

 

Uh-huh. Fear and desire,
huh, Clarence?

 

Don't you know that my films have
grossed more than 2.8 billion, Clarence?

 

- Let me talk to Elliot.
Let me talk to Elliot.
- you wanna talk to Elliot?

 

Elliot, he wants
to talk to you.

 

- Hi, Lee.
- Elliot, where do you
know this guy from?

 

He's, uh-- He's a friend
of Dick's, remember?

 

Who the fuck is Dick?

 

You-- You-- You want me
to... suck his dick?

 

- No. Who the fuck is Dick?
- Oh, who the fuck is Dick?

 

- Yeah.
- Dick is my friend.
He's in my acting class.

 

- You told him I'm an actor?
- Is he any good? Is he talented?

 

Really? How does Dick
know this guy?

 

- Tell him--
- They-- They grew up together.

 

Okay, uh, Wednesday
at the hotel, 3:00.

 

Bring the whole
fucking cast, all right?

 

Elliot, don't call me here anymore,
especially not on Sunday, all right?

 

- What didhesay?
-Just hold on a second.

 

- Did you tell him--
- Shut up for a second. Hey, you guys.

 

This is
what's gonna happen.

 

3:00, Beverly Ambassador.
He wants to see everybody. Okay?

 

And he'll talk to you.
If after talking to you he likes you,

 

wants to deal with you,
he'll deal with you.

 

If he doesn't, he'll say fuck you,
and he'll walk out of the room.

 

- Did you tell him--
- Shut up for a second.

 

And he wants a sample bag.

 

- No problem on all counts.
- Great.

 

Did you tell him
I was an actor?

 

- Yes, I told him.
- You told him I was good?

 

Yeah, I lied.

 

- Hi.
- How you doing?

 

- Oh, pretty good.
- You Dick? Dick Ritchie?

 

No. No, he's
not here right now.

 

- You live here?
- Yes, I do.

 

You're sort
of, uh, roommates?

 

Exactly roommates.

 

Maybe you can help me.
I'm looking for a friend of mine.

 

- Sure.
- Clarence Worley from Detroit?

 

- He's traveling with a real
pretty girl namedAlabama?
- Oh, yeah, man, I know 'em.

 

- They've been by here.
- You've seen 'em?

 

- Mm-hmm.
- They staying here?

 

No, they're
staying at the...

 

Safari Motor-- Motel I nn.

 

- Safari Motel.
- Safari Motel?

 

Yeah.

 

How do you know that?
Have you been over there?

 

No. They were here,

 

and they said that they
were going to go there.

 

Then theywent.

 

- Yeah?
- Yeah. Safari-- Safari Motel.

 

- Safari Motel.
- Uh-huh.

 

Hey, you wanna watch some TV?
They might be back here.

 

- No. No, thank you. Thank you, though.
- Okay.

 

- You take care. I might be back.
- Yeah.

 

Good. Be cool.

 

Don't condescend
to me, man.

 

I'll fucking kill you, man.

 

I'm so proud of you.
Did I do my part okay?

 

- Alabama, you were perfect.
- Like a ninja?

 

Like a ninja. I'm gonna
go grab us something to eat.

 

I'm gonna go jump in the tub and get
all wet and slippery and soapy...

 

and hop in thatwater bed
and watch X-rated movies...

 

till you get your ass
back in my lovin' arms.

 

Hurryback now.

 

We now return to Bullitt,
already in progress.

 

♪ You give your love ♪

 

♪ So sweetly ♪♪

 

Hi.

 

Hi!

 

Hi.

 

- Cigarette?
- No.

 

That's a very
nice outfit.

 

Oh. This?

 

I got this
in Las Vegas, Nevada.

 

Alabama, where's our coke,
and, uh, where's Clarence?

 

When's he coming back?

 

I'm sorry. I think
you have the wrong room.

 

My name is Sadie.

 

We don't have any Coke, but there's
a Pepsi machine down the hall.

 

I don't knowanybodynamed Clarence,
but perhaps myhusband does.

 

You can ask him,
'cause he'll be home in a minute.

 

He plays football.

 

He's just at practice.

 

- Give me your hand.
- Okay.

 

You are unbelievably cute.

 

Thank you. Thanks.

 

Let me see those eyes.

 

What a face.

 

Do me a favor.
Turn around for me.

 

Okay.

 

No, go the otherway.

 

Okay.

 

- Ooh. That hurts, don't it?
- Uh-huh.

 

Get on your feet, sweetie.
You ain't hurt that bad.

 

Now, where's our coke? Where's
Clarence? And when's he coming back?

 

Okay. Okay.

 

Fuck you.

 

Fuck me.

 

What's the matter,
baby, huh?

 

Can't breathe?

 

You better get
used to that.

 

- Mmm. Smells like hamburgers in here.
- Hi.

 

Tell me, what is the biggest,
fattest hamburger you guys got?

 

That would be Steve's
double chili cheeseburger.

 

- Give me two of them bad boys,
two chili fries...
- Uh-huh.

 

- and, uh, two large Diet Cokes.
- Anything else?

 

Come here. Look at yourself!
Look! Take a good look!

 

You think your boyfriend
would go for this shit? If
you do, you're fucking stupid.

 

You're a very pretty girl, but you ain't
gonna be very pretty forvery long.

 

I'm gonna ask you
a fucking question,

 

and you give me
the right fucking answer!

 

Now,

 

where's my coke?

 

Turn around. Turn around.

 

Answer me!

 

- Come on.
- Mmm--

 

You got a lot of heart, kid.

 

Now, that is a great issue.

 

You gotten
to the story on Elvis yet?

 

No, I hadn't.

 

That is probably the single best piece
I have ever read on Elvis Presley...

 

in my entire life.

 

Look. It tries to pin down what the
attraction is after all these years.

 

It covers
the whole spectrum.

 

Talks to the fans, people who grew up
with him, people who love his music.

 

Then there's
the fanatics. Right?

 

I don't know about you,
but they give me the creeps.

 

- Yeah, yeah, I see what you mean.
- I mean, look at her.

 

It looks like she fell off the ugly tree
and hit every branch on the way down.

 

Now, the first time you kill somebody,
that's the hardest.

 

I don't give a shit if you're fucking
wired up orJack the Ripper.

 

Remember that guy in Texas?
The guy in that fucking tower,
killed all them people?

 

I bet you green money, that first
little black dot he took a bead on,

 

that was the bitch
of the bunch.

 

First one is tough.
No fucking fooling.

 

The second one ain't
no fucking Mardi Gras either,

 

but it's better than the first,
'cause you still feel the
same thing, except it's diluted.

 

You know,
it's-- it's better.

 

I threw up on the first one.
You believe that?

 

Then the third one--

 

The third one is easy.
You level right off.

 

That's no problem. Now--

 

Shit.

 

Now I do it just to watch their
fucking expression change.

 

I don't fucking
believe it.

 

Did you put it
under the bed?

 

Uh-huh.

 

I can't believe it.
you put it under the fucking bed.

 

I didn't look
under the fucking bed.

 

I can't believe you put it
under the fuckin' bed,

 

and I can't believe I didn't
look under the fuckin' bed.

 

I'm gettin' fuckin' old.

 

Journey's end, baby.

 

Snowat the end
of the rainbow.

 

One less thing I gotta
fuckin' worry about.

 

This is it, baby.

 

Moment of truth.

 

You got a lot of heart, kid.
you know that?

 

Wanna play?

 

Hmm?
Is that what you want?

 

You wanna play with Daddy?

 

Come on. Come on. I'll give you
one shot 'cause I like you.

 

Stick it in me, baby.
Come on. Stick it in Daddy.

 

Stick it in me.
Go ahead.

 

Come on! Come on! Come on!

 

Motherfucker!

 

- All right. No more
Mr. Fuckin' Nice Guy.
- Oh, God.

 

What do you think of that, baby?

 

- What do you think about that?
What do you think about that?
- Wait! Wait!

 

What?

 

-Hey, what the fuck are you laughing at?
- You look ridiculous!

 

Come here! I look fuckin'ridiculous?
Get up! Laugh it up!

 

Come on, laugh it up! You were in
hysterics a minute ago! Laugh!

 

- You like that, don't you?
- Fuck you!

 

Shit! Fuck!

 

Fuck! Come on. We gotta go.
Baby, we gotta go.

 

Jesus Christ!

 

Come on, darlin'. We gotta
get the fuck out of here.

 

Come on. Shh!

 

Come on. The cops are gonna
be here any fuckin' second.

 

Fuck!

 

Fuck! Come on.

 

Fuck. Come on.
I'm sorry.

 

Fuck! Fuck!

 

I'm sorry. Oh, fuck!

 

I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

 

Get the fuck out of the way!

 

♪ Those eyes, those thighs
They're part♪

 

Oh, fuck!

 

- Fuck!
- What?

 

I don't fuckin' believe this!
Goddamn it! I fucking knew it!

 

I should have my goddamn head
examined for driving like this.

 

Look, Carla--
Kandi, You've gotta help me.

 

- What can I do?
- Take this. Hold this.

 

-What, are you high? No.
-Fucking put this in your purse.

 

- I'm not gonna put
that shit in my purse.
- He's not gonna search you.

 

You didn't do anything.
Just put it in your bra.

 

- I'm not wearing one.
- Please! He's almost here!
Just put it in your pants!

 

- No.
- You are the one
that wanted to drive fast.

 

Read my lips. No!

 

- After all I did for you,
you fucking whore.
- Asshole.

 

Who the fuck do you think you're--

 

Hi.

 

Look, dick-head, it's your bad luck
that we caught you speeding,

 

and it's your bad luck that you
had a bag of uncut cocaine.

 

- Not a tiny little vial.
- A fuckin' baggy.

 

Hey, you got caught. It's all fun
and fuckin'games till you get caught.

 

But now we got you, okay,
Mr. Elliot Fuckin' Actor.
You just made the big time.

 

- You're no longer an extra.
- Or a bit player.

 

- Or a supporting actor.
- You're a fuckin'star.

 

You're a fucking star, and you're gonna
be playing your one-man show nightly...

 

for the next two fuckin' years
for a captive audience!

 

Listen to this. You get out in
a fewyears, meet some old lady,

 

You'll get married, and you'll be so
understanding to yourwife's needs...

 

because you'll know what
it feels like to be a woman.

 

You'll only want to fuck her
in the ass because that pussy
won't be tight enough anymore.

 

Goodpoint, Detective.
Right? Fuckin' faggot.

 

Kri nkle, this is it.
We got it, and it's all ours.

 

- You talk about fallin' into something.
- We got it.

 

Will both you idiots shut up?
I can't understand shit.

 

What happened?
What are you talking about?

 

Okay. A patrol car pulls
a guy over for speedin', right?
Suspect's covered with coke.

 

They bring the suspect to me and
Nicholson, and we go to work on him.

 

- "Nicholson and l."
- What's the fuckin' difference?

 

So we go to work on the guy, and we
knowsomething's rotten in Denmark,

 

'cause this guy's fuckin'
stupid, and he's got a big bag
of coke and it's uncut.

 

And you ain't gonna fuckin'
believe what he's got to say.

 

Seems a cop from some department--
we don't know which one--

 

stole a halfa million dollars
of coke from the property cage.

 

Had been sittin' on the shit
for a year and a half.

 

- The cops got this weirdo
who's a front for him.
- Suspect's words.

 

Our guy, Elliot Blitzer, he's making
a deal between them and his boss,

 

a big-time fuckin'movie producer
named Lee Donowitz.

 

He did the movie
Coming Home in a Body Bag.

 

- A Vietnam movie? Good fuckin' movie.
- Yeah.

 

- Fuckin' "A."
- Great fuckin' movie.

 

- So, you believe him?
- I believe he believes him.

 

This guy's too fuckin' rattled
to be lyin'. He'd roll over...

 

on his mommy, daddy, two-pantiedgranny
and the King of Siam
if he had anything on them.

 

This guy was a sissy. This rabbit
will do anything not to do any time.

 

You know what he'll do?
He'll wear a wire.

 

- He'll wear a wire?
- He'll wear a wire. We talked to him.

 

Dirty cops. We gotta get
lnternal Affairs on this.

 

I don't give a shit who you
bring in. You can bring in
the militia, L.A. Thunderbirds,

 

the ghost of Steve fuckin' McQueen,
ten fuckin' Roman gladiators.

 

I don't give ashit as long as me
and Toddget credit for the bust.

 

Listen, we found him.
Wejust want the fuckin' collar.

 

That's it.
End of story.

 

- You got it.
- Fuckin' "A."

 

- Have I ever told you
how much I hate airports?
- Mm-mmm.

 

- See, I used to live by one
back in Dearborn.
- Uh-huh.

 

Really frustrating living next to
an airport when you ain't got shit.

 

All day long I'm seeing
and hearing people...

 

doing exactlywhat I wanna
be doing but couldn't.

 

What?

 

Starting new lives, leaving Detroit.

 

Vacations,
business trips.

 

Fun, fun, fun.

 

- You all right?
- Mm-hmm.

 

You and me, we can jump on any
one of those planes out there
and go anywhere we want.

 

It gives me a whole new outlook.
Love airports now.

 

Yeah, you ain't kiddin'.
We got our lives to start over.

 

We should go somewhere where we
can really start from scratch.

 

I've been in America all my life.

 

I've always wanted to see what TV
in other countries looks like.

 

Where do you thinkwe should go,
my little turtle dove?

 

Cancun.

 

Cancun?
Why Cancun?

 

It's got a nice ring to it.
It sounds like a movie.

 

Clarence andAlabama Go to Cancun.
Don't you think?

 

In my movie, darling,
you get top billing.

 

Don't you worry
about nothin', all right?

 

It's all gonna work out
for us.

 

We deserve it.

 

Floyd, you'resure that's how you
get to the BeverlyAmbassador?

 

Yeah, man,
I'm positive.

 

- Yeah, well, if we get lost,
that's your ass.
- Clarence--

 

- Why don't you get out of my beer
and get a fuckin' job?
- Yeah, okay.

 

- Can we go?
- We're out the door.

 

I gotta meet Elliot in the lobby.
I don't want to be late.

 

I just want to make sure
we got everything. Let's go.

 

- Yes?
- I'm out. I'm out, Floyd.

 

- Are you here? No, he's not here.
- I'm out.

 

- Wait, wait. Let me get this.
- Come on!

 

- Okay, l-- Fuck!
- Hello?

 

Hi, Catherine.
I was just walkin' out--

 

- What?
- Do you know what time it is?

 

Serious?
She said that?

 

What'd she say?
Come on.

 

- Yo, Catherine, thank you. Thank you.
- Ask him what time it is.

 

- You got the time?
- I'm gonna talk to you tomorrow.

 

- Hey, man, can you get me some food?
- All right.

 

Come on. We gotta go.
Come on.

 

I got the part.

 

- Wow!
- I got the part!

 

- That's great, man.
- That's great. That's wonderful.

 

They didn't even
want a callback.

 

I can't believe it.
That's great.

 

That's so cool.
Way to go.

 

- I got a 7:00 call.
- That's great.

 

Come on, let's go. I want to hear all
about it in the car, okay? Come on.

 

- Hey, Clarence.
- What?

 

Nothin'.

 

- Forget it.
- All right. Come on.

 

Come on!

 

Hey, get some--
get some beer...

 

and some--

 

and some cleaning products.

 

His legacy lives on.

 

That was Bob Henderson with a touchdown.

 

I'm losin' a fuckin' fortune
over here.

 

You talkin' to me,
you fuckin' wop, you?

 

Fuckin'--

 

You're okay.

 

- Put your jacket on.
- Put yourjacket on.

 

- Ready?
- Yeah.

 

Put your jacket on.
One sleeve at a time.

 

It's a big game now, Elliot.

 

- It's okay. Come on. you all right?
- No.

 

Elliot, look at me.

 

Look at me.
you comfortable?

 

Am I comfortable?
I've got a,

 

Iike, you know,
brick in... my scrotum.

 

That's the best place for it.
If they pat you down, they're
not gonna search your balls.

 

- Okay. you think they might
see this, perhaps?
- No, it's okay.

 

- When you stand up,
it'll be okay. Elliot.
- Okay. Yeah.

 

Elliot, say something.

 

-Just--
- Okay. Hi. How are you?

 

My name's Elliot, and I'm with
the Cub Scouts of America.

 

We'reselling uncut cocaine
to get to thejamboree.

 

- Just talk regular.
- Stop fuckin' around.

 

-I can't believe I'm doing this.
- You get that shit?

 

We're gonna be right down the hall,
monitoring you the whole time.

 

What happens if somebody
does something you can't hear,

 

Iike pulls out a gun
and puts it to my fucking eye?

 

We've done this
a thousand times.

 

We know what we're doing,
okay? We're the best.

 

Now, listen.
No fuckin' around.

 

Anything happens, we'll be in there
like fuckin' gangbusters.

 

You gotta remember something.
You don't wanna go to jail.
Do you wanna go tojail?

 

No, I don'twanna
go tojail.

 

Sowhat dowe gotta do?
We gotta put your boss in jail, okay?

 

Andto do that,
we've got toshowin court,

 

beyond a reasonable doubt,
that this man,

 

a very respectable man in the Hollywood
community, is also dealing cocaine.

 

-We've got to prove it in court,
and you've gotta do it.
-That's what we're doing here.

 

You're gonna be okay.
You're not gonna get hurt.

 

So what you've gotta do--
You've gotta get him to admit...

 

- on tape, all right?
- Uh-huh.

 

That he's buyin' this coke.
Okay, champ?

 

- Get ahold of yourself. You'll be okay.
- Okay.

 

I'm gonna
get some coffee.

 

You really got that
playin' basketball?

 

Yep, I got elbowed
right in the eye.

 

Then, as it that's not enough,
I got hurled the ball right
when I'm not lookin'. Wham!

 

- Right in my face.
- You should be careful.

 

Ishould.

 

Clarence, what the fuck
did you bring that for?

 

- In case.
- In case of what?

 

I don't know.
What the hell do you want me to say?

 

Look, Clarence,
Lee Donowitz is not a pimp.

 

I know that. But one thing
this last week has taught me,

 

it's better to have a gun and not need
it than to need a gun and not have it.

 

Paging Mr. Sherek.

 

- Sherek.
- He's over at the bar.

 

There he is.

 

Elliot, your motivation
is to stay out of jail.

 

- Easy, easy, easy.
- Hey.

 

- Hi.
- Hi.

 

I guess it's about
that time, huh?

 

Yeah.

 

Here we go.

 

You're an actor.
Act, motherfucker.

 

- Elliot?
- Yeah?

 

- Get on your knees.
- Oh, no.

 

- What?
- I said, get on your fuckin' knees!

 

Shut the fuck up!
I know what the fuck I'm doin'.

 

- You think I'm pretty
fuckin' stupid, don't you?
- No.

 

Don't you fuckin' lie to me,
you motherfucker!

 

He's bluffing you, Elliot!
Can't you see that?

 

I want to hear you say,
"Clarence, you are--"

 

Shut up! Say it, goddamn it!
I wanna hear you say it!

 

"Clarence, you are without a doubt, the
dumbest motherfucker I've ever seen!"

 

- Say it!
- Dumb fucker!

 

-Apparently, I'm not as dumb-- Shut up!
-He didn't do nothin'!

 

Apparently, I'm not as dumb as
you fuckin' think I am, am l?

 

- No.
- What the fuck
is waiting for us up there?

 

- What the fuck's waiting for us?
- He's gonna shoot him.

 

Tell me, or I'm gonna pump two
in your face right here.

 

He's not gonna shoot him.

 

- Motherfuck--
- He's gonna shoot him.

 

Like Nick Curry used to say,
if I'm wrong, I swear to God
I'll fucking apologize!

 

Something's amiss. I can feel it. If
anything out of the ordinary goes down,

 

You are gonna be
the first one shot.

 

-He didn't do anything! What the fuck--
-Shut up!

 

I'm gonna blow this motherfucker away.
Fuck you!

 

I wish somebody
would just come and get me,

 

because I don't
like this anymore!

 

Get ahold of yourself,
you fuckin' sissy!

 

I reallywish somebodywould just come
and take me away!Just take me away!

 

Hang in there, will you?
Goddamn it!

 

I can't take this! I'm sorry,
but I just can't! I wish somebody...

 

would just come to my rescue,
and everything would be all right!

 

Elliot? Elliot?

 

- What?
- I'm sorry, all right?

 

I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Friends?

 

- I'm sorry.
- [ Sobbing ]

 

- What's with this guy?
- [Elliot] Quitplaying around.

 

[ Clarence ] I wasn'tplaying around.
Ijust had to be sure.

 

- That's all. I'm sure now, okay?
- [ Muttering ]

 

I'm sorry.
I didn't mean to scare you.

 

[ Laughing ]
Oh, man!

 

I like this Clarence kid.
This fuckin' guy's crazy.

 

♪♪[Hard Rock ]

 

- [KnockAt Door]
- [ Coughing ]

 

Yeah.

 

- Aw!
- ♪ I got up feelin'so down♪

 

- [ Laughs ] Oh, man.
- ♪ I got off bein'sold out♪

 

- Are you Dick Ritchie?
- Uh, no.

 

- ♪ But the story's getting old now ♪
- Do you know a Clarence Worley?

 

- Yes.
- Do you know where we can find him?

 

- Yes, I do. Oh.
- ♪ ljust looked in the mirror ♪♪

 

Well, where?

 

- At the Beverly Ambassador.
- ♪♪ [ Continues, lndistinct ]

 

- Where's that?
- Well,

 

You go--

 

No. Yeah.
Go down-- Go down Beach--

 

You guys want to
smoke a bowl or--

 

Oh. Go down Beachwood
and drive a while,

 

and then you're
gonna turn right, okay?

 

And then you go, and you keep drivin',
and you keep drivin'.

 

[ Knocking ]

 

- Hello, Elliot.
- Monty.

 

Are these your friends?

 

Yeah. Yeah.

 

You could say that.
Everybody, this is Monty.

 

Hi. Come on in. Lee's in the can.
He'll be out in a quick.

 

Holyshit. Look at this.
Do you believe this?

 

- It's a helicopter.
- Sorry. Nothing personal.

 

- Clarence.
- [ Chuckles ]

 

There ain't gonna be a need
to search me. All you're
gonna find is this right here.

 

What compelled you
to bring that along?

 

I guess the same thing
that compelled you guys...

 

to bring heavy artillery
to a business meeting.

 

- I'll take that.
- Well, you're gonna have to.

 

Oh, hi.

 

Everybody's here.
Elliot, who's who?

 

[ Clears Throat ]
Uh--

 

Uh, that's Dick
on the end there.

 

Oh, that's Dick!
Elliot tells me you're quite gifted.

 

And, uh, Alabama
in the middle.

 

- Hello.
- Clarence on the end.

 

- Lee, this guy is--
- Boris, please.
I 'm meeting people right now.

 

- Mr. Donowitz?
- Come on, Clarence.
Don't insult me. Call me Lee.

 

- Lee?
- Boris, shut the fuck up.

 

Come on, everybody.
Don't be shy. Come on in.

 

Okay, uh, Lee.

 

- Lee.
- Lee.

 

- That's right, Lee.
- I gotta tell you,
I really am a big fan.

 

Coming Home in a Body Bag
is my favorite movie of all time.

 

After Apocalypse Now, I think that
is the best Vietnam movie ever made.

 

- Wow. Thank you very much, Clarence.
- Lee.

 

- What?
- This guy's packin'.

 

Really?

 

Well, I've been pretty scared
about this whole thing.

 

But I'm fairly confident
you'rejust here to do business.
I don't want to be a wise guy.

 

If you want, I'll take my gun out,
lay it on the table.

 

It's up to you.

 

Mm, no, I don't think that's necessary.
Boris, be nice.

 

Make everybody
some coffee, okay?

 

- It's a pleasure to meet you.
- Nice to meet you too.

 

Honey, sit down.
Relax. Relax.

 

- Elliot, you look like shit.
- Oh, I'm sorry.

 

I mean,
it's completely disgusting.

 

Um, I need to get a quick signature.
It would be great--

 

- Whatever Bonnie wants.
- Okay.

 

- [Lee ] Like my dailies there, Clar?
- [ Chuckles ]

 

- Is that what these are?
Yeah, they're great.
- You like 'em?

 

Better fuckin' be great.
They cost me enough.

 

- What'd that day cost me?
- $3 57,000.

 

Elliot, I swear to God,
somebody is stealing from me.

 

[ Clarence ]
What's this one calledanyway?

 

- It's a sequel to Body Bag.
- Really?

 

We don't have a titleyet.
What doesJoe like?

 

Uh, Body Bags ll.

 

Ooh, that's imaginative.
I've got more taste in mypenis.

 

This guy's really
fuckin' funny.

 

You know, most of these movies that win
a lot of Oscars, I can't stand them.

 

They're all safe, geriatric
coffee-table dogshit.

 

We park our cars in the same garage.
It's all right.

 

All those assholes make are unwatchable
movies from unreadable books.

 

Mad Max, that's a movie. The Good,
the Badand the Ugly, that's a movie.

 

Rio Bravo, that's a movie.
And Coming Home in a Body Bag,
that was a fuckin'movie.

 

It was the only movie up to that time
that won a lot of Oscars with balls.

 

- I mean, since Deer Hunter.
- I don't believe you.

 

Do you like a little coffee
with your sugar, orwhat?

 

Lee, I'm not satisfied till
the spoon stands straight up.

 

Give me a coffee, will you?

 

My Uncle Roger and UncleJerry,
both of whom were in 'Nam,
saw Coming Home in a Body Bag.

 

They said to me, Clarence,
that is the most accurate
Vietnam film they'd ever seen.

 

When veterans in that bullshit war
say that about my project,

 

it makes the whole thing
worthwhile.

 

Here's to you.

 

My friend-- I'm calling you my friend.
I just met you. you know why?

 

I think 'cause we got
the same interests.

 

You know what I'd like to do right now?
I'd like to see Dr. Zhivago.

 

Where is it?

 

Is there a fucking doctor
in the house, orwhat?

 

Hang on a second. Lee, when you
see this, you are gonna shit.

 

- I better.
- Bingo.

 

- What's the guy's name?
- Donowitz.

 

♪ When somebodyloves you♪

 

♪ It's no good
unless you love them ♪

 

Uh, Lee, that is all
practically uncut.

 

If you so desire, you can cut that
a hell of a lot more.

 

Don't worry. I'll desire. Boris,
get me another cup of coffee, will you?

 

- Me too, Boris.
- I have to hand it to you,
this is not nose garbage.

 

It's qualitystuff.

 

Perfect merchandise.

 

The only trouble is,
whenever I'm offered a deal
that's too good to be true,

 

it's because it's a lie.

 

Jesus, what's going on?

 

- Why don't you convince me
you're on the level?
- Convince him.

 

If he don't bite,
we ain't got shit except possession.

 

Boris, we got all kinds of sandwich shit
back there. Make something for somebody.

 

We got lean pastrami, nice rye.
Anybodywant anything?

 

- You got any aspirin?
- Yeah, sure. Get him that.

 

Well, uh, Lee,
it's like this.

 

You're getting the bargain of
a lifetime because I don't know
what the fuck I'm doing.

 

You're usedto dealing with
professionals, and I'm not.
I'm a rank amateur.

 

What the fuck's goin' on?
What the fuck's goin' on?

 

I can take that andsell it a little bit
at a time. Make a lot more money.

 

- What's going on,Joe?
- Elliot's too far away.

 

- This is the whole ball game.
The game is set!
- He's too far away!

 

I'm not a drug dealer.
I'm not saying you're a drug dealer.

 

But you're a movie producer.
you got access to all kinds
of money and shit like that.

 

Shit!

 

- joe, you are fuckin'killing me.Joe--
- Wait, wait. Wait. Shh!

 

I cannot get a million
for it, but you can.

 

All right?
So I'll sell it to you for 200,000.

 

You go make a million
with it.

 

Shit, it's all foundmoney
to me anyway, you know?

 

There he is.

 

Shh!

 

Me and mywife, we're minimum-wage kids.

 

$200,000,
that means the world to us.

 

Elliot tells me that you're
fronting for a dirty cop.

 

Uh, Elliot wasn't supposed
to tell you anything.

 

He's not a dirty cop.
He's a good cop.

 

He saw his chance,
and he took it, that's all.

 

Why does he trust you?

 

Well, we grew up together,
that's why.

 

Clarence,
if you don't know shit,

 

then why does he think
that you can sell it?

 

I bullshitted him.

 

You are nuts!

 

He's a wild man, this kid Clarence.
I like him.

 

- You'rewild! I love you!
I love this guy.
- Hey, Lee.

 

He bullshitted him.
you believe this kid? I love him.

 

Elliot, I love this kid.
Monty, get the money.

 

That's it, fellas.
Let's get these sons of bitches.

 

Now, wait, wait.

 

I forgot. Excuse me.
What is yourpart in this again?

 

- I'm his wife.
- Oh, you're the wife! Right.

 

Clarence, what, did you
beat her or something?

 

No, no. She got that
playing basketball.

 

- What's the matter with you?
- I'm sorry.

 

- Why are you here?
- I'm an actor.

 

Dick, if you were just a fuckin' actor,
you neverwould've got in the room.

 

I'm-- I'm friends
with Elliot.

 

He's your friend?
you got problems.

 

All right, all right.
It's all right. And Elliot knows me.

 

- Elliot, here. Call Joe.
- Sorry.

 

Tell that cocksucker
the production manager reports...

 

that he's taking 30 cents of every
dollar and putting it in his own pocket.

 

Don't you want
to count your money?

 

No, that's all right. She can count it.
I'm gonna go to the bathroom.

 

Give it to her.

 

♪Well, since my baby left me ♪

 

♪ I found a new place to dwell ♪

 

♪ It's down at the end
of Lonely Street ♪

 

♪The Heartbreak Hotel ♪♪

 

- I gotta hand it to you, Clarence.
- I was cool?

 

Man, you were cooler than cool.

 

Oh, my God.
I forgot my fuckin' vest.

 

- Stupid.
- Cody, on three.

 

- Yeah.
- One, two, three.

 

Both of you, put the fucking guns
on the floor now!

 

Fuck you! All you pigs, put your guns
on the floor and back away.

 

- Are you fucking nuts?
Just do what they say.
- This is your last chance!

 

Fuck you! This is your last chance! We
could kill all of you and you know it!

 

-Get down on the fucking floor!
-Boris, shut the fuck up.

 

- We're all gonna die here.
These are cops.
- So? Who gives a shit?

 

Something I never told you about me.
I hate fucking cops!

 

Let's be nice, guys. Come on.
Let's be nice. We don't want to die.

 

We don't want
any of you guys to die.

 

You look like a blond Frankenstein.
Now put your gun down!

 

- 2 11?
- Yeah, 2 11.

 

There you go, Mad Dog.

 

- Holy shit. Motherfucker.
- What the fuck is goin'on?

 

- Who are these guys? Put 'em down!
- Put your fuckin' guns down!

 

Put 'em down, motherfucker!
Put 'em down!

 

Fuck you!

 

Put those fuckin'guns down!

 

How you really think
I'm doin' with Lee, huh?

 

- You kidding? He loves you.
- You don't think I'm kissing
his ass or anything, do you?

 

You're telling him what hewants
to hear. That ain't the same
thing as kissing his ass.

 

Yeah, I mean, I saw Coming Home
in a BodyBag. I loved it.
I'm not lyin' to the guy.

 

No. That's why
it ain't ass-kissin'.

 

What you're doin'is genuine,
and he knows it.

 

I like you, Clarence.

 

Always have. Always will.

 

Put 'em down!
Put 'em down, motherfuckers!

 

Officer Dimes.
Officer Dimes.

 

Put 'em down,
motherfucker! Put 'em down!

 

- Officer Dimes?
- What?

 

- Officer Dimes? Officer Dimes?
- What?

 

Um, this has nothing to do
with me anymore, right?

 

Okay?
So I'm just gonna leave,

 

and you guys just settle this
by yourselves, all right?

 

Just shut up and stay
the fuck put, Elliot.

 

How do you know his name?

 

Why the fuck did he
know your name?

 

You little piece of shit!

 

You can forget about acting for the next
20 years! your fuckin' career is over!

 

Take you fuckin' SAG card
and burn it!

 

You little cocksucker!

 

I treated you like a son,
and you fuckin' stab me in the heart!

 

Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you!

 

Mother--
Watch it, motherfucker!

 

Cody!

 

Son of a--

 

Clarence!

 

Sweetie! Sweetie!

 

Baby!

 

Okay, You with the shotgun
behind the couch, come out!

 

Guy's a wop.

 

I said come out from behind the couch,
you fuckin' guinea, now!

 

I said-a come out from-a
behind the couch-o, okay? Capisce?

 

Nice and slow.

 

Shit!
The guy hit me.

 

Son of a bitch shot me.

 

Sweetie!

 

Don't you die on me!

 

You're gonna be okay.

 

I needan ambulance!

 

I needan ambulance!

 

Fuck you!

 

- No! No!
- I'll blow this bitch's brains
to kingdom come!

 

I need an ambulance!

 

Shut up!

 

Fuck you!
I'm bleeding!

 

I'll call you a hearse.

 

This is for Cody.

 

Fuck you!

 

Honey, you're alive!

 

Honey!

 

I can't see.

 

Honey, you have blood
in your eye.

 

Come on.

 

All right. Okay.

 

Fuck you!

 

I want a car to take me to the airport
and a plane full of gas!

 

And a million bucks!
Small bills! And--

 

Get outta myface,
motherfucker!

 

Amid the chaos of that day,

 

when all I could hear
was the thunder of gunshots...

 

and all I could smell
was the violence in the air,

 

I look back and am amazed...

 

that my thoughts
were so clear and true--

 

that three words went through
my mind endlessly,

 

repeating themselves
like a broken record.

 

" You're so cool.
you're so cool.

 

You're so cool. "

 

And sometimes Clarence asks me
what I would have done if he had died,

 

if that bullet had been
two inches more to the left.

 

To this, I always smile...

 

as if I'm not going
to satisfy him with a response.

 

But I always do.

 

I tell him of how
I would want to die,

 

but that the anguish
and the want of death would fade
like the stars at dawn...

 

and that things would be
much as they are now, perhaps.

 

Except maybe I wouldn 't have
named our son...

 

Elvis.

 

♪ No stars in the sky ♪

 

♪ The night seems so dark
around you ♪

 

♪ You won 't say a word♪

 

♪ And wonder why
no one 's found you ♪

 

♪ Waiting for love ♪

 

♪ Praying for love again ♪

 

♪ Love 's a heavy weight ♪

 

♪ Give it to me
Don't hesitate ♪

 

♪ Love's a heavy thing ♪

 

♪ Too heavy for one heart ♪

 

♪ To bring me your love ♪

 

♪ Give me your love again ♪

 

♪ It's not your fault ♪

 

♪ One heart can never win ♪

 

♪ It takes two hearts ♪

 

♪ Two hearts
just to hold love ♪

 

♪ Two hearts ♪

 

♪ Two hearts
just to hold your love ♪

 

♪ Your love ♪

 

♪ And if your heart
should ache ♪

 

♪ Remember me ♪

 

♪ And if your heart
should break ♪

 

♪ Two hearts ♪

 

♪ Two hearts
They can mend it ♪

 

♪ Heartache ♪

 

♪ Heartaches can be mended
by love ♪

 

♪ By love ♪

 

♪ Love's a heavy weight ♪

 

♪ Give it to me
Don't hesitate ♪

 

♪ Love's a heavy thing ♪

 

♪ Too heavy for one heart ♪

 

♪ To bring me your love ♪

 

♪ Give me your love again ♪

 

♪ It's not too late ♪

 

♪ One heart can never win ♪

 

♪ It takes two hearts ♪

 

♪ Two hearts
just to hold love ♪

 

♪ Two hearts ♪

 

♪ Two hearts
just to hold your love ♪

 

♪ Your love ♪♪